The best Galaxy Quest quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Galaxy Quest, with the help of your votes. Starring Tim Allen and Sigourney Weaver, Galaxy Quest was directed by Dean Parisot and released in 1999.
What is your favorite Galaxy Quest quote? One memorable line was when Jason Nesmith says, "Well, let me tell YOU something, Sarris! It doesn't take a great actor to recognize a bad one. You're sweating!" Another great line from Galaxy Quest is, "I'm just a glorified extra, Fred, I'm a dead man anyway. If I gotta die, I'd rather go out a hero than a coward," spoken by Guy Fleegman.
Vote up your top Galaxy Quest quotes, regardless of what character they come from.
Was Written Badly
Gwen DeMarco: What is this thing? There's no useful purpose for there to be a bunch of chompy, crushy things in the middle of a hallway!
Jason Nesmith: Gwen—
Gwen DeMarco: No! I mean, we shouldn't have to do this! It makes no logical sense! Why is it here?
Jason Nesmith: Because it's on the television show.
Gwen DeMarco: Well, forget it! I'm not doing it! This episode was badly written!212Love This Quote?
The Green Thingy
Guy Fleegman: Hey, guys, th–there's a red-uh thingy moving toward the green thingy.
Jason Nesmith: What?
Guy Fleegman: Red thingy...moving toward the green thingy. I think we're the green thingy!182Love This Quote?
Get Off The Line
Tommy Webber: Go for the eyes, like in episode 22!
Jason Nesmith: It doesn't have any eyes, Tommy!
Tommy Webber: Well, then go for the throat or something, its vulnerable spots!
Jason Nesmith: It's a rock! It doesn't have any vulnerable spots!
Guy Fleegman: I know! You construct a weapon. Look around you – can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe?
Jason Nesmith: A lathe?! Get off the line, guy!!142Love This Quote?
Are We There Yet
Guy Fleegman: I changed my mind, I wanna go back.
Alexander Dane: After all the fuss you made about getting left behind?
Guy Fleegman: Yeah, but that's when I thought I was the crewman that stays on the ship and something is up there and it kills me. But now I'm thinking I'm the guy that gets killed by some monster five minutes after we land on the planet.
Jason Nesmith: You're not going to die on the planet, Guy.
Guy Fleegman: I'm not? Then what's my last name?
Jason Nesmith: It's, uh, uh -- I don't know.
Guy Fleegman: Nobody knows. You know why? Because my character isn't important enough for a last name, because I'm gonna die five minutes in.
Gwen DeMarco: Guy, you have a last name.
Guy Fleegman: Do I??!! Do I??!! For all you know, I'm "Crewman #6"! Mommy! Mommy!
Alexander Dane: Are we there yet?125Love This Quote?