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The Best George of the Jungle Movie Quotes

The best George of the Jungle quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from George of the Jungle, with the help of your votes. Starring Brendan Fraser and Leslie Mann, George of the Jungle was directed by Sam Weisman and released in 1997.

What is your favorite George of the Jungle quote? One memorable line was when Mrs. Stanhope said, "Have a pleasant evening, Mr. Jungle." Another great line from George of the Jungle is, "I would rather have my tongue nailed to this table every morning at breakfast," also spoken by Mrs. Stanhope.

Vote up your top George of the Jungle quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    I Never Forget A Face

    Narrator: Meanwhile, Kwame and his men faced the next-to-impossible task of picking out George's assailant from a line-up of the usual suspects.
    N'Dugo: No. No. Too short. Too sweaty. Wait a second. That's the guy. That's the guy who shot him. I never forget a face.
    Lyle: Me?
    [N'Dugo and the two men, recognizing Lyle, laugh loudly]

     

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      Halfway To Frisco

      Thor: No, Max. Forget about it. I do not want to listen to anymore of your ideas.
      Max: You'll like this one. We're gonna steal Georgie-Boy's talking ape.
      Thor: You mean, back up the mountain?
      Max: Thor, that ape is our ticket out of poaching and into show business. Think about it. We got a talking ape. What do Sigfried and Roy have?
      Thor: Sequins?
      Max: Exactly. Get ready for room serives, mate, and girls. We're getting our ape and going to Vegas. By next weekend, we'll be headlining at the Tropicana. Nobody is gonna stop us.
      Thor: Right. George of the Jungle must be halfway to Frisco by now.
      Narrator: Ah, but the plotting poachers were only half-correct, for at that very moment, our handsome hero was all the way to San Francisco.

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        Have You Cleaned My Lighter Yet

        Narrator: The very next morning, Kawme and his men were drawing dangerously close...  ...that is, dangerously close to shoving a coconut up Lyle's sleeping bag.
        Lyle: That's it! I've had it! I am the richest, smartest, handsomest guy here, so I get to go first! There's an elephant around here.
        N'Dugo: Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?
        Guides: Ready!
        Lyle: Those were nowhere near properly digested! In case anybody's wondering, I'm okay. Have you cleaned my lighter yet?
        N'Dugo:  One moment, you blonde-haired baboon.

         

         

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          Let It Out, Thor

          Max: Let's take care of him.
          George: Huh?
          Ape: Why didn't you come sooner?
          George: Why Ape have little stars around head?
          Ape: George, remember everything I told you about Queensbury rules and fighting fair?
          George: Uh-huh.
          Ape: Well, now's a good time to forget it.
          Max: Let's finish him off.
          Thor: Oh, I can't breathe, Max!
          Max Let it out, Thor, let it out!

           

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