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The Best Ghostbusters II Quotes

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Ghostbusters II quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the supernatural comedy Ghostbusters II as determined by you and your votes. Written by Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis, this sequel to the 1984 hit Ghostbusters continues the story of the three parapsychologists Peter, Ray, and Egon, and their investigation into the paranormal activity in New York City. Released on June 16, 1989, the tagline for Ghostbusters II was "The superstars of the supernatural are back!" The entire Ghostbusters cast returned: Bill Murray, Aykroyd, Rick Moranis, Ernie Hudson, and Sigourney Weaver.

What are the best Ghostbusters II quotes? Do you like when Peter, Ray, and Egon said in a row: "Doh!" / "Re!" / "Egon!"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Ghostbusters II quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • Boy at party: My dad says you're full of crap.
    Dr. Raymond Stanz: Well, a lot of people have trouble believing in the paranormal.
    Boy at party: No, he just says you're full of crap and that's why you went out of business.
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Hi, welcome back to "World of the Psychic," I'm Peter Venkman. I'm chatting with my guest, author, lecturer and psychic, Milton Anglund. Milt, your new book is called "The End of the World." Now can you tell us when it's going to be or do we have to buy the book?
    Milton Auglund: Well I predict that the world will end at the stroke of midnight on New Year's Eve.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: This year?
    Milton Auglund: MmHmm.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Well that's cutting it a little bit close, isn't it? I mean, just from a sales point of view, I mean your book is just coming out, you're not gonna see any paperback sales for at least a year. It'll be at least another year before you know whether you've got that mini-series or movie of the week kind of possibilities. I mean just Devil's Advocate Milty! I mean shouldn't you have said: Hey the worlds going to end in 1992! Or better yet 1994!
    Milton Auglund: This is not just some money-making scheme! Alright! I have a strong psychic belief that the world will end on New Year's Eve. [begins to cry]
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Well, for your sake, I hope you're right. Okay. But I think my other guest may disagree with you. Elaine, now you had another date in mind?
    Elaine: According to my source, the end of the world will be on February 14, in the year 2016.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: Valentine's Day. Bummer. Where did you get your date, Elaine?
    Elaine: I received this information from an alien. As I told my husband, it was in the Paramus Holiday Inn, I was having a drink at the bar, alone, and this alien approached me. He started talking to me. He bought me a drink, and then I think he must have used some kind of a ray or a mind control device because he forced me to follow him to his room and that's where he told me about the end of the world.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: So your alien had a room at the Holiday Inn, Paramus.
    Elaine: It might have been a room on the spacecraft made up to look like a room in the Holiday Inn. I can't be sure about that, Peter.
    Dr. Peter Venkman: [to audience] Of course not! And that is the whole problem with aliens; is you just can't trust them. Occasionally you meet a nice one; Starman, E.T., but usually they turn out to be some kind of big lizard. That's all the time we've got for this week on 'World of the Psychic'. Next week though . . . hairless pets. [holds up a hairless cat] Weird. Until then, this is Peter Venkman saying [puts a finger to his temple and sends out a thought to his viewers](laughs) See you then!
  • Dr. Peter Venkman: Hi, Egon. How's school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?
    Dr. Egon Spengler: I think they're more interested in my epididymis.