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The Best Grandma's Boy Movie Quotes  

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The best Grandma's Boy quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Grandma's Boy, with the help of your votes. Starring Allen Covert and Linda Cardellini, Grandma's Boy was directed by Nicholaus Goossen and released in 2006.

What is your favorite Grandma's Boy quote? One memorable line was when Alex said, "Dude, your *ss is tanner than my face." Another great line from Grandma's Boy is, "Yea? By Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur that you rub on your d*ck every night?" spoken by Dante.

Vote up your top Grandma's Boy quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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Self Park It is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Grandma's Boy Movie Quotes
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Self Park It

Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
Alex: Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
Jeff: No, but I'll self park it in your *sshole.

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Nice Jammies

Jeff: Just keep your voice down, my roomates are sleeping.
Alex: You mean your parents?
Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
Alex: Nice jammies.
Jeff: Thanks, they're a present from my roommates.

 

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Your Bed's A Car

Alex: Dude, your bed's a car.
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a f*ckin' sweet car.

 

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My Girlfriend is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Grandma's Boy Movie Quotes
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My Girlfriend

Barry: Hey Dante, my girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night...
Dante: Yea? By Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur that you rub on your dick every night?
Barry: (laughs) ... Yea... (cries)

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