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The Best 'Grandma's Boy' Movie Quotes

Updated July 13, 2020 100 votes 30 voters 5.1k views10 items

The best Grandma's Boy quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Grandma's Boy, with the help of your votes. Starring Allen Covert and Linda Cardellini, Grandma's Boy was directed by Nicholaus Goossen and released in 2006.

What is your favorite Grandma's Boy quote? One memorable line was when Alex said, "Dude, your *ss is tanner than my face." Another great line from Grandma's Boy is, "Yea? By Girlfriend do you mean that piece of rabbit fur that you rub on your d*ck every night?" spoken by Dante.

Vote up your top Grandma's Boy quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 5

    Mr. Cheezle

    Dante: Dude, where do you get your weed?
    Mr.Cheezle: From you Dante!
    Dante: Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle!


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    • 6

      Crash At Your House

      Alex: Hey Timmy, can I crash at your house?
      Timmy: Why so you can jerk off on my mom?
      Alex: Jeff's a f*ckin' liar Timmy!


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      • 7


        Dante: That is pure f*cking insanity.
        Alex: Yeah, he got addicted to hookers.
        Dante: No, I'm talking about the guy who threw your bong. You should never throw a bong kid... EVER!

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        • 8

          Nice Jammies

          Jeff: Just keep your voice down, my roomates are sleeping.
          Alex: You mean your parents?
          Jeff: Yeah, same thing.
          Alex: Nice jammies.
          Jeff: Thanks, they're a present from my roommates.


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