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The Best Gremlins Movie Quotes

Updated February 6, 2019 125 votes 44 voters 4.6k views

The best Gremlins quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Gremlins, with the help of your votes. Starring Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates, Gremlins was directed by Joe Dante and released in 1984.

What is your favorite Gremlins quote? One memorable line was when Mr. Wing said, "With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price." Another great line from Gremlins is, "Now I have another reason to hate Christmas," spoken by Kate.

Vote up your top Gremlins quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

 

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  • And They Love It
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    And They Love It

    Kate: What're they doing?
    Billy Peltzer: They're watching Snow White. And they love it.

     

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    • I'll Fix That Tomorrow
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      I'll Fix That Tomorrow

      Randall Peltzer: Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch Voila! What do you think?
      Billy Peltzer: That's pretty neat. What does this button do?
      Randall Peltzer: No, don't touch it!
      Billy Peltzer: Sorry dad.
      Randall Peltzer: No, it's okay.
      Billy Peltzer: No, I'm really sorry.
      Randall Peltzer: It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.

       

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      • With Mogwai Come Much Responsibility
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        With Mogwai Come Much Responsibility

        Randall Peltzer: I've got to have him! He's incredible. I'll give you $100 for it.
        Mr. Wing: No.
        Randall Peltzer: Look, I've got to have it. It's a present for my son for Christmas. It's exactly what I've been looking for and I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200 for it. That's $200!
        Mr. Wing: I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.
        Randall Peltzer: I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale.
        Chinese Boy: Grandfather!
        Mr. Wing: With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price.

         

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          Bye Bye, Bark Bark

          Randall Peltzer: Honey, this is the gentleman who sold me the Mogwai.
          Mr. Wing: Sold? An interesting choice of words. You have taught Mogwai to watch television?! I warned you that with Mogwai comes much responsibility, but you would not listen. And you see what happens?
          Randall Peltzer: Hey look, I didn't mean it.
          Mr. Wing: You deal with Mogwai just like your society deals with all of nature's gifts. You do not understand! You are not ready.
          Mr. Wing: He has something to say to you.
          Billy Peltzer: You mean you understand what he's saying?
          Mr. Wing: To understand, one has only to listen.
          Gizmo: Bye Billy!
          Mr. Wing: Maybe one day, you will be ready. Until then, Mogwai will be waiting.
          Randall Peltzer: Sir, before you go, I want you to know I am truly sorry for all this. I want to offer you this. There's one. There's one other one but it's an invention of mine.
          Mr. Wing: Ah, smokeless ashtray.
          Randall Peltzer: How did you know?
          Mr. Wing: Man at gas station try to sell me. Latest word in technology. Sure will come in handy.
          Gizmo: Bye bye, bark bark woof woof.

           

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