The best Gremlins quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Gremlins, with the help of your votes. Starring Zach Galligan and Phoebe Cates, Gremlins was directed by Joe Dante and released in 1984.
What is your favorite Gremlins quote? One memorable line was when Mr. Wing said, "With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price." Another great line from Gremlins is, "Now I have another reason to hate Christmas," spoken by Kate.
Vote up your top Gremlins quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Kate: Now I have another reason to hate Christmas.
Billy Peltzer: What are you talking about?
Kate: The worst thing that ever happened to me was on Christmas. Oh, God. It was so horrible. It was Christmas Eve. I was 9 years old. Me and Mom were decorating the tree, waiting for Dad to come home from work. A couple hours went by. Dad wasn't home. So Mom called the office. No answer. Christmas Day came and went, and still nothing. So the police began a search. Four or five days went by. Neither one of us could eat or sleep. Everything was falling apart. It was snowing outside. The house was freezing, so I went to try to light up the fire. That's when I noticed the smell. The firemen came and broke through the chimney top. And me and Mom were expecting them to pull out a dead cat or a bird. And instead they pulled out my father. He was dressed in a Santa Claus suit. He'd been climbing down the chimney... his arms loaded with presents. He was gonna surprise us. He slipped and broke his neck. He died instantly. And that's how I found out there was no Santa Claus.
Murry Futterman: Gremlins... You got-you gotta watch out for them forgeiners cuz they plant gremlins in their machinery.
Murry Futterman: It's the same gremlins that brought down our planes in the big one.
Kate: The big one...
Murry Futterman: that's right! World war two. Good old WWII. Y'know they're still shippin them over here. They put em in cars, they put em in yer tv. They put em in stereos and those little radios you stick in your ears. They even put em in watches, they have teeny gremlins for our watches!
Randall Peltzer: Billy, you're familiar with the Bathroom Buddy? I have made an improvement. Now, let's say, you're about to walk into a big meeting. It's very important. You reach up and you forgot to shave. Now what do you do? Under normal circumstances, you are in trouble! But not if you have the Bathroom Buddy. Now watch Voila! What do you think?
Billy Peltzer: That's pretty neat. What does this button do?
Randall Peltzer: No, don't touch it!
Billy Peltzer: Sorry dad.
Randall Peltzer: No, it's okay.
Billy Peltzer: No, I'm really sorry.
Randall Peltzer: It's not your fault. I was going to get to that. I'll fix it tomorrow.
Randall Peltzer: I've got to have him! He's incredible. I'll give you $100 for it.
Mr. Wing: No.
Randall Peltzer: Look, I've got to have it. It's a present for my son for Christmas. It's exactly what I've been looking for and I've been everywhere. I'll give you $200 for it. That's $200!
Mr. Wing: I'm sorry. Mogwai not for sale.
Randall Peltzer: I thought you said everything at your grandfather's store was for sale.
Chinese Boy: Grandfather!
Mr. Wing: With Mogwai comes much responsibility. I cannot sell him at any price.