A list of funny quotes from the 2011 summer comedy "The Hangover Part 2," starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong. The movie polls seemed to be skeptic about a sequel to Hangover, but the movie did deliver some ridiculous comedy. Fans who missed 'The Hangover Part 2' in theaters will get their chance to see the movie before the year is out: Warner Bros. plans to release the movie on DVD in December 2011.
'The Hangover Part 2,' a sequel to the hit 2009 comedy "The Hangover," follows the misadventures of three friends who find themselves lost and adrift following a wild night out in Bangkok, Thailand. The film was written and directed by Todd Phillips, whose previous work includes the first "Hangover," "Due Date," "Old School," "Road Trip" and other ensemble comedies. (NOTE: The film is R-rated and some of the quotes below may contain profanity.)
Despite lukewarm reviews, 'The Hangover Part 2' had a strong box office showing. In its opening weekend, the movie took in a stunning $86 million. As of September 2011, 'The Hangover Part 2' had grossed well over $254 million in the U.S., making it one of the biggest comedies of 2011.If you're totally into funny summer movie quotes, you might want to check out these quotes from Bad Teacher, Bridesmaids, 'The Change-Up,' 'Horrible Bosses,' '30 Minutes or Less' and of course, the best quotes from the original 'Hangover' movie!
Alan's Wedding Toast
Alan: "None of you know Stu like I do. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not you. Not nobody knows Stu like I do. No one. I can’t even tell you what we’ve been through because we made a pact, more important than blood. What I can tell you is this. This is not Stu’s first marriage. There was a whore in Las Vegas a couple of years ago…"Alan begins his speech rather awkwardly by reading some "facts" about Thailand, possibly copied from Wikipedia. He then moves into the body of his address, which sets out to prove that (1) he is Stu's best friend and (2) he should not tell the assembled wedding guests about the sordid details of the guys' trip to Vegas. It doesn't really go all that well.
Alan: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, its funny in every language!"During the movie, the gang encounters a Buddhist monk who has taken a vow of silence. Alan plays a joke on the monk during a long bus ride by sticking a banana under his robe (made to resemble an erect penis), which in turn attracts a hungry monkey. The ensuing laughter from everyone on the bus - American and Thai alike - confirms the universality of bathroom humor.
Phil: "Oh it’s ok. No it’s ok. It’s a bachelor party. Drink up everybody. Oh wait, there’s no alcohol I forgot we’re at a f**king IHOP!"Phil (Cooper) is distressed to find that his uptight friend Stu, still processing the chaos that occurred after the first film's bachelor party, has decided to skip out on the rite of passage and just have brunch at IHOP instead. Seems like Phil would be more understanding than this, particularly considering that last time, the festivities resulted in broken teeth and marriages.
The Jonas Brothers
Doug: "Stu would like to invite you to his wedding."
Stu: "Well only if you’re not busy."
Stu: "Well, maybe the Jonas Brothers are in town."
Alan: "Nope, they’re in Raleigh, Durham that weekend."