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The Best Hangover 2 Quotes

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A list of funny quotes from the 2011 summer comedy "The Hangover Part 2," starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong. The movie polls seemed to be skeptic about a sequel to Hangover, but the movie did deliver some ridiculous comedy. Fans who missed 'The Hangover Part 2' in theaters will get their chance to see the movie before the year is out: Warner Bros. plans to release the movie on DVD in December 2011.

'The Hangover Part 2,' a sequel to the hit 2009 comedy "The Hangover," follows the misadventures of three friends who find themselves lost and adrift following a wild night out in Bangkok, Thailand. The film was written and directed by Todd Phillips, whose previous work includes the first "Hangover," "Due Date," "Old School," "Road Trip" and other ensemble comedies. (NOTE: The film is R-rated and some of the quotes below may contain profanity.)

Despite lukewarm reviews, 'The Hangover Part 2' had a strong box office showing. In its opening weekend, the movie took in a stunning $86 million. As of September 2011, 'The Hangover Part 2' had grossed well over $254 million in the U.S., making it one of the biggest comedies of 2011.

If you're totally into funny summer movie quotes, you might want to check out these quotes from Bad Teacher, Bridesmaids, 'The Change-Up,' 'Horrible Bosses,' '30 Minutes or Less' and of course, the best quotes from the original 'Hangover' movie!
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    Inappropriate Monkeys

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    Alan: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, its funny in every language!"

    During the movie, the gang encounters a Buddhist monk who has taken a vow of silence. Alan plays a joke on the monk during a long bus ride by sticking a banana under his robe (made to resemble an erect penis), which in turn attracts a hungry monkey. The ensuing laughter from everyone on the bus - American and Thai alike - confirms the universality of bathroom humor.
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    Doug: "What’s going on? Where are you guys?"
    Phil: "I don’t know man. We woke up in some s**thole room in some city."
    Doug: "Oh god, what city?"
    Phil: "I don’t know Doug. F**king Asiatown!"

    When they group has reached their lowest point, convinced they will not be able to recover their lost compatriot nor find their way back home, Phil is forced to call their old buddy Doug (Justin Bartha) for assistance. Unfortunately, he doesn't even know what city they're in (we find out later that it's Bangkok) or how they can be found. Sounds like a situation that's ripe for comic possibilities!
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    Long John Silver's

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    Alan: "I’ve been uh meaning to ask someone. I noticed it’s a fishing village. Is there a Long John Silvers on the island?"
    Lauren: "No, no I don’t think so. I’m so sorry."
    Stu: "But, we are actually serving some great fresh seafood."
    Alan: "Better than Long Johns?"
    Stu: "Yes."
    Alan: "I’ll be the judge of that."

    Alan has something of a tough time adjusting to day-to-day life in Thailand. First off, he keeps calling it "Thigh-land." But even more distressing, he refuses to indulge in the local cuisine, preferring American staples like the seafood-heavy chain Long John Silver's.
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    Read a Book

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    Mr. Chow: "What's the matter, you never do blow before? Sometimes your heart stop, it start up again. Read a book."

    Another shining example of one of Mr. Chow's best 'Hangover' movie quotes. How on earth could he ever be left off of any 'Hangover' or 'Hangover Part II' quotes list? Exactly.
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