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The Best Hangover 2 Quotes

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A list of funny quotes from the 2011 summer comedy "The Hangover Part 2," starring Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, Zach Galifianakis and Ken Jeong. The movie polls seemed to be skeptic about a sequel to Hangover, but the movie did deliver some ridiculous comedy. Fans who missed 'The Hangover Part 2' in theaters will get their chance to see the movie before the year is out: Warner Bros. plans to release the movie on DVD in December 2011.

'The Hangover Part 2,' a sequel to the hit 2009 comedy "The Hangover," follows the misadventures of three friends who find themselves lost and adrift following a wild night out in Bangkok, Thailand. The film was written and directed by Todd Phillips, whose previous work includes the first "Hangover," "Due Date," "Old School," "Road Trip" and other ensemble comedies. (NOTE: The film is R-rated and some of the quotes below may contain profanity.)

Despite lukewarm reviews, 'The Hangover Part 2' had a strong box office showing. In its opening weekend, the movie took in a stunning $86 million. As of September 2011, 'The Hangover Part 2' had grossed well over $254 million in the U.S., making it one of the biggest comedies of 2011.

If you're totally into funny summer movie quotes, you might want to check out these quotes from Bad Teacher, Bridesmaids, 'The Change-Up,' 'Horrible Bosses,' '30 Minutes or Less' and of course, the best quotes from the original 'Hangover' movie!
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    Inappropriate Monkeys

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    Alan: "When a monkey nibbles on a penis, its funny in every language!"

    During the movie, the gang encounters a Buddhist monk who has taken a vow of silence. Alan plays a joke on the monk during a long bus ride by sticking a banana under his robe (made to resemble an erect penis), which in turn attracts a hungry monkey. The ensuing laughter from everyone on the bus - American and Thai alike - confirms the universality of bathroom humor.
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    Bachelor Brunch

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    Phil: "Oh it’s ok. No it’s ok. It’s a bachelor party. Drink up everybody. Oh wait, there’s no alcohol I forgot we’re at a f**king IHOP!"

    Phil (Cooper) is distressed to find that his uptight friend Stu, still processing the chaos that occurred after the first film's bachelor party, has decided to skip out on the rite of passage and just have brunch at IHOP instead. Seems like Phil would be more understanding than this, particularly considering that last time, the festivities resulted in broken teeth and marriages.
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    City of Squala

    Phil: "Wait a second Chow. We're in Bangkok?"
    Mr. Chow: "Holla! City of Squala!"
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    Doug: "What’s going on? Where are you guys?"
    Phil: "I don’t know man. We woke up in some s**thole room in some city."
    Doug: "Oh god, what city?"
    Phil: "I don’t know Doug. F**king Asiatown!"

    When they group has reached their lowest point, convinced they will not be able to recover their lost compatriot nor find their way back home, Phil is forced to call their old buddy Doug (Justin Bartha) for assistance. Unfortunately, he doesn't even know what city they're in (we find out later that it's Bangkok) or how they can be found. Sounds like a situation that's ripe for comic possibilities!
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