quotations The Best Hangover Movie Quotes  

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Released in 2009, The Hangover was the 10th highest grossing film of that year, bringing in over $467 million. Once you read the quotes below and watch the clips included with them, you'll see why this movie was, and still is, so wildly popular. These are the best and funniest quotes from The Hangover. Enjoy!

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Alan: "Four of us wolves, wandering the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine."

In this scene, Alan delivers a heartfelt speech that is filled with love for his wolf pack of four.

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Alan: "Counting cards is a foolproof system."
Stu: "It's also illegal."
Alan: "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
Alan: "Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"

This is one of the best scenes in the movie.

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Officer Franklin: "Not you, fat Jesus."

In this scene, Officer Franklin calls Alan an overweight Jesus, which was obviously insult.

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Phil: "The Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is?"
Dr. Valsh: "I do. It's at the corner of get a map and f**k off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide."

When Phil asks for directions to The Best Little Chapel, Dr. Valsh has a snarky comeback that will no doubt make you laugh.