quotations The Best Hangover Movie Quotes  

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Released in 2009, The Hangover was the 10th highest grossing film of that year, bringing in over $467 million. Once you read the quotes below and watch the clips included with them, you'll see why this movie was, and still is, so wildly popular. These are the best and funniest quotes from The Hangover. Enjoy!

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Alan: "Four of us wolves, wandering the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine."

In this scene, Alan delivers a heartfelt speech that is filled with love for his wolf pack of four.

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Alan: "Counting cards is a foolproof system."
Stu: "It's also illegal."
Alan: "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
Alan: "Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"

This is one of the best scenes in the movie.

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Phil: "Shh! Stu. Stu, keep it down."
Alan: "One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss."
Stu: "You are literally too stupid to insult."
Alan: "Thank you."

Apparently, at least according to Stu, Alan is just too stupid to insult. Alan's reply is priceless!

Phil: "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."

How would you react if you woke up to a obviously hungover Alan walking around pantless? You'd probably ask him to put pants on too. Or at least shorts.