Alan: "Four of us wolves, wandering the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine."In this scene, Alan delivers a heartfelt speech that is filled with love for his wolf pack of four.
Alan: "Counting cards is a foolproof system."
Stu: "It's also illegal."
Alan: "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
Alan: "Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"
Phil: "Shh! Stu. Stu, keep it down."
Alan: "One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss."
Stu: "You are literally too stupid to insult."
Alan: "Thank you."
Phil: "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."How would you react if you woke up to a obviously hungover Alan walking around pantless? You'd probably ask him to put pants on too. Or at least shorts.