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The Best Hangover Movie Quotes  

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Released in 2009, The Hangover was the 10th highest grossing film of that year, bringing in over $467 million. Once you read the quotes below and watch the clips included with them, you'll see why this movie was, and still is, so wildly popular. These are the best and funniest quotes from The Hangover. Enjoy!
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The Hangover - Fat Jesus
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Officer Franklin: "Not you, fat Jesus."

In this scene, Officer Franklin calls Alan an overweight Jesus, which was obviously insult.
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The Hangover - Tiger in the Bathroom, Part 2
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Phil: "Shh! Stu. Stu, keep it down."
Alan: "One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss."
Stu: "You are literally too stupid to insult."
Alan: "Thank you."

Apparently, at least according to Stu, Alan is just too stupid to insult. Alan's reply is priceless!
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The Hangover - What Happens in Vegas
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Sid: "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t'll come back with you."

Before heading off to Las Vegas, Doug's father has a heart-to-heart with him and offers up some advice, wanted or not.
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The Hangover - Can't Remember What Happened
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Stu: "Why can’t we remember a goddamn thing from last night?"
Phil: "Because we obviously had a great f**king time."

Bradley Cooper's delivery of his line was perfect.
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