Officer Franklin: "Not you, fat Jesus."In this scene, Officer Franklin calls Alan an overweight Jesus, which was obviously insult.
Phil: "Shh! Stu. Stu, keep it down."
Alan: "One of the side effects of roofies is memory loss."
Stu: "You are literally too stupid to insult."
Alan: "Thank you."
Sid: "Remember what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except for herpes. That sh*t'll come back with you."Before heading off to Las Vegas, Doug's father has a heart-to-heart with him and offers up some advice, wanted or not.