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The Best Quotes From 'The Hangover'

Updated February 26, 2020 1.1k votes 458 voters 113.2k views13 items

Released in 2009, The Hangover was the 10th highest-grossing film of that year, bringing in over $467 million. Once you read the quotes below and watch the clips included with them, you'll see why this movie was, and still is, so wildly popular. These are the best and funniest quotes from The Hangover. Enjoy!

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    Fat Jesus

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    Officer Franklin: "Not you, fat Jesus."

     

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    Put Your Pants On

    Phil: "Would you please put some pants on? I feel weird having to ask you twice."

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    Get a Map

    Phil: "The Best Little Chapel, do you know where that is?"
    Dr. Valsh: "I do. It's at the corner of get a map and f**k off. I'm a doctor, not a tour guide."

     

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    Tiger in the Bathroom

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    Alan: "There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!"
    Phil: [Phil walks into the bathroom, then hurries out] "Holy f**k, he's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!"

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