The Best Quotes From 'The Hangover' 

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Updated February 26, 2020 912 votes 403 voters 105.2k views 13 items

Released in 2009, The Hangover was the 10th highest-grossing film of that year, bringing in over $467 million. Once you read the quotes below and watch the clips included with them, you'll see why this movie was, and still is, so wildly popular. These are the best and funniest quotes from The Hangover. Enjoy!

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Card Counting
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Alan: "Counting cards is a foolproof system."
Stu: "It's also illegal."
Alan: "It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane."
Phil: "I'm pretty sure that's illegal, too."
Alan: "Maybe since 9/11 when everyone got so sensitive. Thanks a lot Bin Laden!"


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Holocaust Ring
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Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother’s Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn’t know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."

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Wolf Pack of Four
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Alan: "Four of us wolves, wandering the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine."

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Man Purse
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Phil: "You're not really wearing that are you?"
Alan: "Wearing what?"
Phil: "The man purse. You actually gonna wear that or are you guys just f**kin' with me?"
Alan: "It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one."
Phil: "So does Joy Behar."

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