Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the stoner comedy Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle as determined by you and your votes. The 2004 film follows Harold Lee (John Cho) and Kumar Patel (Kal Penn) as they attempt to reach White Castle after smoking some marijuana. Released in the summer of 2004 on July 30, the tagline for Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle was, "Fast Food. High Times."
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[after Harold has been placed in a cell with Tarik Jackson]
Harold: So, what are you in here for?
Tarik: For bein' black.
Tarik: I am serious. Wanna know what happened?
Tarik: I was walkin' out of a Barnes and Noble, and the cop stops me. Now, evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months". So he starts beatin' me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
Harold: Holy shit. What'd you do?
Tarik: I kept sayin': "I understand I'm under arrest. Now, please stop beatin' me!".
Harold: I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
Tarik: Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have 2 gay fathers. People have been messin' with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago that there's no sense gettin' all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus, I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
Some Fortune Cookie
Harold: The universe tends to unfold as it should.
Kumar: What is that? Some fortune cookie?
We'd Go Get Some Burgers
[cops left moments earlier to check out a shooting in Millbrook Park]
Kumar: [from inside a heating duct at the police station, where Harold is in jail] Rold? Is that you?
Kumar: Hey, are the cops still here?
Harold: What the hell are you doing?
Kumar: I just called and made up some story about a shooting in Millbrook Park.
Harold: Jesus Christ, what'd you do that for?!
Kumar: I'm fucking starving! I figured I'd bust you out and we'd go get some burgers.
What's That Smell?
Kumar: [sniffs] Hey, what's that smell?
Harold: What smell? Kumar.
Kumar: [starts sniffing like a crazed bloodhound, and then sees a huge bag of marijuana, his eyes widen]
Harold: Hey Kumar! Kumar! Where are you--?
[Kumar rushes to the bag of marijuana]
Harold: Kumar! Still in jail, asshole! Come here!