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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the fantasy film Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets as determined by you and your votes. This was the second film in the Harry Potter franchise, with Harry beginning his second year at Hogwarts.  Directed by Chris Columbus, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets was released on November 15, 2002, with the tagline "Hogwarts is back in session." The film was nominated for 3 BAFTA Awards in 2003.

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Pretending That I Don't Ex... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Quotes
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Uncle Vernon: Now, Let's go over our schedule once again, Shall we? Petunia, when the Masons arrive, you will be...
Aunt Petunia: In the lounge. Waiting to welcome them graciously to our home!
Uncle Vernon: Good. And Dudley? You will be...
Dudley: I'll be waiting to open the door!
Uncle Vernon: Excellent! [to Harry] And you?
Harry: I'll be in my bedroom. Making no noise and pretending that I don't exist.
[After Dobby has beaten himself nearly senseless]
Harry: Are you all right?
Dobby: [Dazedly] Dobby had to punish himself, sir. Dobby almost spoke ill of his family, sir.
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[Harry hides Dobby in his wardrobe before Vernon comes storming into his bedroom]
Uncle Vernon: What the devil are you doing up here?!
Harry: I was just... [closes the door of his wardrobe]
Uncle Vernon: You just ruined the punchline of my Japanese golfer joke.
Harry: Sorry. [closes it again]
Uncle Vernon: One more sound and you'll wish you'd never been born, boy. And fix that door.
Harry: Yes, sir.
[He closes the door one last time and Vernon leaves]
Mrs. Weasley: (Ron, Fred, George and Harry arrive in her house; angrily) Where HAVE you been?! (To Harry, in a kind, motherly voice) Harry! How wonderful to see you, dear. (To Ron, Fred and George in an angry voice) Beds empty, no note, car gone! You could have died! You could have been seen! (To Harry in a kind, motherly voice) Of course, I don't blame you, Harry, dear.
Ron: They were starving him, Mum! There were bars on his window!
Mrs. Weasley: Well, you'd best hope I don't put bars on your window, Ronald Weasley.