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The Best 'Hot Fuzz' Quotes

Updated October 29, 2019 22.6k views46 items

Hot Fuzz quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the action-comedy Hot Fuzz, as determined by you and your votes. Directed by Edgar Wright, who also wrote the screenplay with Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz centered on a series of mysterious deaths in the quiet village of Sandford in West Country. Pegg starred as Seargent Nicholas "Nick" Angel and Nick Frost portrayed his partner, Police Constable Daniel "Danny" Butterman. Released on April 20, 2007, Hot Fuzz was the second installment in the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy.

What are the best Hot Fuzz quotes? Do you like when Nick pointed out, "With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear." Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Hot Fuzz quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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  • Simon Skinner: Lock me up.
    Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry?
    Simon Skinner: I'm a slasher, and I must be stopped.
    Nicholas Angel: You're a what?
    Simon Skinner: A slasher... of prices! Ha ha ha, just kidding! I'm Simon Skinner, and I run the local Supermarché. Stop in and see me some time. My discounts are criminal! [runs off] Catch me later!
  • Nicholas: Morning...sergeant? [the officer looks at him and starts reading some more] Would you tell the inspector I've arrived please?
    Turner #2: No.
    Nicholas: ...Why?
    Turner #2: He's not in yet.
    Nicholas: And how's our guest?
    Turner #2: Guest?
    Nicholas: The inebriate in cell 4.
    Turner #2: I dunno, nobody tells me nothin'.
  • [encountering Danny Butterman, who Nicholas previously arrested for drunk driving, in uniform for the first time]
    Nicholas Angel: Why are you dressed as a police officer?
    Danny Butterman: ... Because I am one?
  • Inspector Frank Butterman: Your predecessor assumed rural policing was easy. Ended up having a nervous breakdown, and Sergeant Popwell was an exceptional officer. Truly exceptional. But he had one thing you haven't got.
    Nicholas Angel: What's that, sir?
    Inspector Frank Butterman: [jovially] A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!