The Best 'Hot Fuzz' Quotes
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The Best 'Hot Fuzz' Quotes

Hot Fuzz quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the action-comedy Hot Fuzz, as determined by you and your votes. Directed by Edgar Wright, who also wrote the screenplay with Simon Pegg, Hot Fuzz centered on a series of mysterious deaths in the quiet village of Sandford in West Country. Pegg starred as Seargent Nicholas "Nick" Angel and Nick Frost portrayed his partner, Police Constable Daniel "Danny" Butterman. Released on April 20, 2007, Hot Fuzz was the second installment in the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy.

What are the best Hot Fuzz quotes? Do you like when Nick pointed out, "With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear." Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Hot Fuzz quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • How's The Hand
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    How's The Hand

    Met Sergeant: Hello, Nicholas.
    Nicholas Angel: Hello, Sergeant.
    Met Sergeant: How's the hand?
    Nicholas Angel: Still a bit stiff.
    Met Sergeant: It can get awfully hairy out there. I'm surprised you weren't snapped up sooner for a nice desk job, that's what I did.
    Nicholas Angel: I like to think of my office as out on the street.
    Met Sergeant: Indeed you do. Your arrest record is 400% higher than any other officer, which is high time such...skills were put to better use. We're making you Sergeant.
    Nicholas Angel: (grinning slightly) I see.
    Met Sergeant: (quickly and quietly) In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
    Nicholas Angel: In where sorry?
    Met Sergeant: In Sandford, Gloucestershire.
    Nicholas Angel: But that's... in the country.
    Met Sergeant: Yes! Lovely.
    Nicholas Angel: Isn't there a Sergeant's position here in London?
    Met Sergeant: No.
    Nicholas Angel: Can I remain here as a PC?
    Met Sergeant: No.
    Nicholas Angel: Do I have any choice in this?
    Met Sergeant: Neewww.
    Nicholas Angel: Sergeant, I kinda like it here.
    Met Sergeant: Well, you've always wanted a transfer to the country.
    Nicholas Angel: In twenty years or so, yes.
    Met Sergeant: Well done you.
  • 2

    Us All Look Bad

    Chief Inspector: I know what you're going to say, Nicholas, but the fact is you've been making us all look bad.
    Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry, sir?
    Chief Inspector: Of course, we all appreciate your efforts, but you've been rather letting the side down.
    Met Inspector: It's all about being a team player, Nicholas.
    Met Sergeant: You can't be the Sheriff of London.
    Chief Inspector: If we let you carry on running around town, you'll continue to be exceptional... and we can't have that. You'll put us all out of a job.
    Nicholas Angel: With respect, sir, you can't just make people disappear.
    Chief Inspector: Yyyes I can, I'm the Chief Inspector [Curls lip, menacingly]
    Nicholas Angel: Well, however you spin this, there's one thing you haven't taken into account... and that's what the team is gonna make of this!
    [Nicholas gets up and storms out, only to see all of his colleagues happily standing underneath a banner reading 'Good Luck Nicholas']
  • Every Year
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    Every Year

    [on Angel's first night in the Crown pub, he spies many underage drinkers and, even though he is not an official member of the Sandford police force until the next morning, he is spurred into action]
    Nicholas Angel: Excuse me.
    Underage Drinker: What?
    Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday?
    Underage Drinker: [confidently] 22nd of February.
    Nicholas Angel: What year?
    Underage Drinker: Every year.
    Nicholas Angel: Get out.
    [Nicholas approaches a new target]
    Nicholas Angel: YOU! When's your birthday?
    Underage Drinker #2: [clearly nervous and struggling to come up with a date] Uh... 8th of May, 1969?
    Nicholas Angel: You're 37?
    Underage Drinker #2: [nervously] Yeah?
    Nicholas Angel: Get out.
    [he approaches a swotty drinker with glasses]
    Nicholas Angel: When's your birthday?
    Underage Drinker #3: [panicking, with a very high-pitched voice] Errr--
    Nicholas Angel: OUT!
  • 4

    Not Exactly

    [after Angel has arrested three underage drinkers and a drunk driver, who turns out to be Danny, Angel's partner, though Angel doesn't yet know this]
    Sgt. Turner: 'Sergeant Nicholas Angel'. When did you start?
    Nicholas Angel: Tomorrow.
    Sgt. Turner: Well, I see you've already arrested the whole village.
    Nicholas Angel: Not exactly.
  • Lock Me Up
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    Lock Me Up

    Simon Skinner: Lock me up.
    Nicholas Angel: I'm sorry?
    Simon Skinner: I'm a slasher, and I must be stopped.
    Nicholas Angel: You're a what?
    Simon Skinner: A slasher... of prices! Ha ha ha, just kidding! I'm Simon Skinner, and I run the local Supermarché. Stop in and see me some time. My discounts are criminal! [runs off] Catch me later!
  • 6

    Nobody Tells Me Nothin'

    Nicholas: Morning...sergeant? [the officer looks at him and starts reading some more] Would you tell the inspector I've arrived please?
    Turner #2: No.
    Nicholas: ...Why?
    Turner #2: He's not in yet.
    Nicholas: And how's our guest?
    Turner #2: Guest?
    Nicholas: The inebriate in cell 4.
    Turner #2: I dunno, nobody tells me nothin'.