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The Best How the Grinch Stole Christmas Movie Quotes  

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The best How the Grinch Stole Christmas quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from How the Grinch Stole Christmas, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Taylor Momsen, How the Grinch Stole Christmas was directed by Ron Howard and released in 2000.

What is your favorite How the Grinch Stole Christmas quote? One memorable line was when The Grinch (while playing Santa) says, "Vengeance! Uh, I mean... presents, I suppose." Another great line from How the Grinch Stole Christmas is, "I could still be done in time to lay in the bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?ǃ" also spoken by The Grinch.

Vote up your top How the Grinch Stole Christmas quotes, regardless of what character they come from.

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Social Interaction

Grinch: Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving... sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like 'em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. Max! Get my cloak. I've been much too tolerant of these Who-venile delinquents... and their innocent, victimless pranks. So, they wanna get to know me, do they? They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch. I guess I could use a little... social interaction.

 

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What Would I Wear is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best How the Grinch Stole Christmas Movie Quotes
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What Would I Wear

Grinch: Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00: Wallow in self-pity. 4:30: Stare into the abyss. 5:00: Solve world hunger; tell no one. 5:30: Jazzercise. 6:30: Dinner with me; I can't cancel that again! 7:00: Wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9ː00, I could still be done in time to lay in the bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?ǃ

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Stop The Whole Thing is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best How the Grinch Stole Christmas Movie Quotes
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Stop The Whole Thing

Narrator: The Whos, young and old, would sit down to a feast, and they'd feast, and they'd feast.
Grinch: And they'll feast, feast, feast, feast! They'll eat their Who-Pudding and rare Who-Roast Beast! But there's something I just cannot stand in least. Oh, no.  I'M SPEAKING IN RHY-Y-Y-Y-YME! AAH! BLAST YOU WHOS!
Narrator: And the more the Grinch thought of this Christmas bring, The more the Grinch thought.
Grinch: I must stop this whole thing! Why, for year after year, I've been put up with it now. I must stop Christmas from coming! But how? I mean, in what way.

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You're An Idiot

Grinch: I tell ya, Max. I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here. Hello!
Echo: Hello! Hello! Hello!
Grinch: How are you?!
Echo: How are you?! How are you, you, you?!
Grinch: I asked you first!
Echo: I asked you first, first, first!
Grinch: Oh, that's really mature, saying exactly what I say!
Echo: Mature, mature, exactly what I say, I say, I say!
Grinch: I'm an idiot!
Echo: You're an idiot!
Grinch: All right, fine! I'm not talking to you anymore. In fact, I'm going to whisper, so that by the time my voice reverberates off the walls, and it gets back to me, I won't be able to hear it!
Echo: You're an idiot!

 

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