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The Best I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry Movie Quotes

Updated February 6, 2019 40 votes 16 voters 1.0k views

The best I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, with the help of your votes. Starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James, I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry was directed by Dennis Dugan and released in 2007.

What is your favorite I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry quote? One memorable line was when Chuck said, "What, do we have vaginas now? Put it back!" Another great line from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry is, "Hey, apple dumpling. What's crack-a-lacking?" spoken by Kevin.

Vote up your top I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry quotes, regardless of which character they come from.


  • 1

    You Toothless Moron

    Chuck: The only thing I'm doing with my eyes is putting a bag over your head, you toothless moron!


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    • 2


      Eric: What happened to your place?
      Chuck: Uh... Roaches. Yeah, big giant roaches. They ate my dog.
      Tori: Bastards.
      Larry: Language!
      Eric: Roaches are so eewwy!
      Chuck: Did ya here that? Roaches are eewwy.
      Larry: 'Eewwy' is another word not allowed said in this house. Okay?
      Chuck: I think eewwys a nice word.
      Larry: Shut up.
      Chuck: Eewwy!
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      • 3

        Fat In Your Head

        Larry: Chuck. What's going on, man?
        Chuck: Brace yourself, Larry. What I'm gonna tell you is pretty rough. They removed your entire body. You're nothing but a head now.
        Larry: What?
        Chuck: They said that there was enough fat in your head to rebuild you a new body, so they got scientists in the other room working on it. God willing, you're gonna be alright.
        Larry: Oh, you know, you're such a dick.


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        • 4

          Just On Paper

          Larry: Domestic partnership.
          Chuck: Domestic partnership? You mean like fa**ots?
          Larry: No, I mean yeah. But no, not us. Obviously, just on paper.
          Chuck: Paper fa**ots?
          Larry: Well, the accepted vernacular is "gay"... but yes.


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