I, Robot quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the sci-fi I, Robot as determined by you and your votes. The screenplay for I, Robot finds its origins in the short stories of Isaac Asimov. In the film, a detective in the year 2035 investigates a crime in which the prime suspect is a robot. Released on July 16, 2004, the tagline for I, Robot was "One man saw it coming."
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Hold it or Wear it
Guy on the street: What? -...
Detective Del Spooner: Sir, hold it or wear it. [The man grabs the pie]
Up and Down Your Ass
Detective Del Spooner: Ma'am, is that your purse?
Asthmatic Woman: Of course, it´s my purse, I left my inhaler at home. He was running it out to me.
Detective Del Spooner: I saw the robot running with the purse and naturally I assumed...
Asthmatic Woman: What? Are you crazy?!
NS-4 Robot: I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, Officer.
Asthmatic Woman: Don't apologize. You were doin' what you're supposed to be doin'. [To Spooner] But what are you doing!?
Detective Del Spooner: [Embarrassed] Have a lovely day, ma'am.
Asthmatic Woman: You lucky I can't breathe, or I'd walk all up and down your ass!
The Last Nothing
Detective Del Spooner: About what?
Police Officer: [Sarcastically, as other cops laugh] Police, help me! That robot stole my dry-cleaning!
Detective Del Spooner: Oh, you wanna talk about that.
Lt. John Bergin: Spoon, how many robots have ever snatched a purse?
Detective Del Spooner: John, the thing is runnin'...
Lt. John Bergin: No. How many robots... in the world have ever committed a crime?
Detective Del Spooner: Now, define "crime."
Lt. John Bergin: Answer the question, dammit!
Detective Del Spooner: None, John.
Lt. John Bergin: What happened today?
Detective Del Spooner: Nothing.
Lt. John Bergin: Better be the last "nothing."
It's Free, Right?
Detective Del Spooner: Sure, why not. It's free, right?