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The Best Inspector Gadget Quotes

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Inspector Gadget quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the action comedy Inspector Gadget as determined by you and your votes. Directed by David Kellogg and starring Mathew Broderick as the eponymous inspector, Inspector Gadget was a loose adaptation of the cartoon series from the 1980s. Released on July 23, 1999, the tagline for the live-action Inspector Gadget was the well-known command "Go Go Gadget."

What are the best Inspector Gadget quotes? Do you like when the villainous Dr. Claw said, "Oh, how cliché, Inspector. I think somebody's been watching too many Saturday morning cartoons"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Inspector Gadget quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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    Penny: Having another hero cop dream, Uncle John?
    John Brown: Every time I close my eyes. How was school?
    Penny: Fine. Don't forget tomorrow is the day parents come over to talk about their careers.
    John Brown: Oh, I have work tomorrow.
  • John Brown: Attention! Driver of the wrecked black limo attached to the Yahoo! billboard, this is security officer John Brown. Please step out of the vehicle, immediately or... else.
    Sanford Scolex: (with his hands up) Fine work, Mr. Security Guard! You got me. Here, have a victory cigar.
    John Brown: No, thanks.
    Sanford Scolex: (after lighting it up, insisting) Remember: smoking kills!
    John Brown: I don't smoke!
    Sanford Scolex: Oh, really? You will now.
    John Brown: (realizing that the "victory cigar' is a fuse, tries to get out) Oh, boy...
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    Dr. Claw: Not bad, Kramer. Not bad at all. This is sort of post-modern Captain Hook kind of feel and I'm diabolical. I deserve a dashing appellation.
    Kramer: Dashing appalachian? What is that, a hillbilly with a tuxedo?
    Dr. Claw: No, you idiot! It's a nickname, one that send my enemies cowering in fear. Too bad Hook is taken, huh?
    Sykes: How about, eh, Captain Claw?
    Dr. Claw: No, no, no, no.
    Kramer: Or Santa Claw.
    Dr. Claw: Just Claw. One word, like Madonna.
    Kramer: Well, anyhoo, captain, sir, uh, Mr. Claw, I know how much you like to maintain an active lifestyle so I have managed to design a few interchangeable options. (waves with interchangable hand) Hi hi.
    Dr. Claw: Oh,very clever, Kramer.
    Sykes: (Mocking) Oh, very clever, Kramer.
    Dr. Claw: Very clever, indeed. (Claw snaps near Kramer's face)
    Kramer: Well, first we have the opera hand, for those special nights out. And I know how much you enjoy Japanese food so I made you a sushi hand. See there? Tasty. Also, I don't remember if you enjoyed that medieval fair but...
    Dr. Claw: Kramer, that's enough. (To Sykes) Sykes, bring on the foot.
    (Dr. Claw closes the case, pinning Kramer's hand)
  • Dr. Claw: A quality of this android have a myriad of uses: shock troops, kamikaze pilots, hit men...
    Kramer: International rescue workers, teachers.
    Dr. Claw: Oh yes, I was getting to them. Well, let's see it in action. I'll just strap myself in. Okay, turn me on, Kramer.