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The Best Jerry Maguire Movie Quotes

Updated June 15, 2019 43 votes 12 voters25 items

The best Jerry Maguire quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Jerry Maguire, with the help of your votes. Starring Tom Cruise and Renée Zellweger, Jerry Maguire was directed by Cameron Crowe and released in 1996.

What is your favorite Jerry Maguire quote? One memorable line was when Dorothy said, "First class is what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life." Another great line from Jerry Maguire is, "Well -- I'm not the guy who's going to run. I stick," spoken by Jerry.

Vote up your top Jerry Maguire quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 1

    Show Me The Money

    Rod: Now to recap, I want to stay in Arizona. I want my new contract. I like you, you're nice to my wife.

    Jerry: That's that's great. I'm really... happy.

    Rod: Are you listenin'?

    Jerry: Yes!

    Rod: This is what I'm gonna do for you: God bless you, Jerry. But this is what you gonna do for me, Jerry?

    Jerry: Yeah, what can I do for you, Rod? You just tell me what can I do for you?

    Rod: It's something very personal, a very important thing. Hell! It's a family motto. Are you ready Jerry? I wanna make sure you're ready, brother. Here it is: Show me the money. Show! Me! The! Money! Jerry, it is such a pleasure to say that! Say it with me one time, Jerry.

    Jerry: Show you the money.

    Rod: No, no. You can do better than that! I want you to say it brother with meaning! Hey, I got Bob Sugar on the other line I bet you he can say it!

    Jerry: Yeah, yeah, no, no, no. Show you the money.

    Rod: No! Not show you! Show me the money!

    Jerry: Show me the money!

    Rod: Yeah! Louder!

    Jerry: Show me the money!

    Rod: I need to feel you Jerry!

    Jerry: Show me the money! Show me the money!

    Rod: I love black people.

    Jerry: I love black people!

    Rod: Who's your motherf*cker, Jerry?

    Jerry: You're my motherf*cker! Show me the money!

    Rod: Uh! Congratulations, you're still my agent.


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    • 2

      A College Thing

      Avery: Don't ever stop f*cking me!

      Jerry: Sooner or later, we'll have to stop.

      Avery: Never been better. Never better! Never better! Open your eyes. If you ever want me to be with another woman with you, I would do it. I'm not interested in it. There was a time, yes, it felt normal for me. But it was a phase. A college thing. Like torn Levis or law school for you.


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      • 3

        It's A Better Life

        Ray: What's wrong, mom?

        Dorothy: First class is what's wrong. It used to be a better meal. Now it's a better life.


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          This Is Embarrassing

          Jerry: Well, don't worry. Don't worry. I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is just flip out! But let me just, let me just say, as I ease out of the office I helped build - I'm sorry, but it's a fact! - that there is such a thing as manners, a way of treating people. These fish have manners. These fish have manners. In fact, they're coming with me. I'm starting a new company, and the fish will come with me. You can call me sentimental. The fish - they're coming with me. Okay. If anybody else wants to come with me, this moment will be the moment of something real and fun and inspiring in this God-forsaken business, and we will do it together. Who's comin' with me? Who's coming with me? Who's coming with me besides 'Flipper' here? This is embarrassing.

          Dorothy: I will go with you. Right now?


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