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The Best Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes  

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The best Kindergarten Cop quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Kindergarten Cop, with the help of your votes. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Penelope Ann Miller, Kindergarten Cop was directed by Ivan Reitman and released in 1991.

What is your favorite Kindergarten Cop quote? One memorable line was when Kimble said, "They're horrible. They're like little terrorists." Another great line from Kindergarten Cop is, "I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a b*tch?" spoken by Miss Schlowski.

Vote up your top Kindergarten Cop quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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It's Not A Tumor is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes
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It's Not A Tumor

Kimble: I have a headache
Lowell: It might be a tumor.
Kimble: It's not a tumor!
Lowell: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctors?
Kimble: It's not a tumor!

 

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That's A Ferret is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes
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That's A Ferret

Kimble: This is your new class mascot.
Boy: What happened to your dog?
Kimble: This is not a dog. This is a ferret.
Girl: What's a ferret?
Kimble: That's a ferret.

 

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Take The Gun is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes
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Take The Gun

Kimble: How do I look?
Phoebe: Take off the gun.
Kimble: That's a good idea.
Phoebe: Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
Kimble: Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?
Phoebe: On second thought, take the gun.

 

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It Felt Great

Miss Schlowski: I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a b*tch?
Kimble: It felt great.

 

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