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The Best Kindergarten Cop Movie Quotes

Updated February 6, 2019 27 votes 16 voters 1.4k views

The best Kindergarten Cop quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Kindergarten Cop, with the help of your votes. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Penelope Ann Miller, Kindergarten Cop was directed by Ivan Reitman and released in 1991.

What is your favorite Kindergarten Cop quote? One memorable line was when Kimble said, "They're horrible. They're like little terrorists." Another great line from Kindergarten Cop is, "I want you to answer one more question, and don't lie. What did it feel like to hit that son of a b*tch?" spoken by Miss Schlowski.

Vote up your top Kindergarten Cop quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 1

    It's Not A Tumor

    Kimble: I have a headache
    Lowell: It might be a tumor.
    Kimble: It's not a tumor!
    Lowell: Are you sure? Did you go to the doctors?
    Kimble: It's not a tumor!


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    • 2

      Take The Gun

      Kimble: How do I look?
      Phoebe: Take off the gun.
      Kimble: That's a good idea.
      Phoebe: Little bastards are gonna eat you alive.
      Kimble: Get some rest and don't worry. I've been working undercover for a long time. They're six-year-olds. How much trouble can they be?
      Phoebe: On second thought, take the gun.


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      • 3

        Take It Back

        Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet.
        Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm princess!
        Kimble: ... Take your toy back to the carpet.
        Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm princess.
        Kimble: TAKE IT BACK!!
        Emma: Alright.


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        • 4

          No Fear

          Phoebe: Look, you've got to treat this like any other police situation. You walk into it showing fear, you're dead. And those kids know you're scared.
          Kimble: No fear.
          Phoebe: No fear.


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