The best Lady and the Tramp quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Lady and the Tramp, with the help of your votes. Starring Barbara Luddy and Larry Roberts, Lady and the Tramp was directed by Clyde Geronimi, Hamilton Luske, and Wilfred Jackson and released in 1955.
What is your favorite Lady and the Tramp quote? One memorable line was when Tramp said, "And by a lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-failed, little-giant log puller! The Busy Beaver's Forehand!" Another great line from Lady and the Tramp is, "Why, some of them finest people I ever tracked down were them jailbirds," spoken by Trusty.
Vote up your top Lady and the Tramp quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Trusty: As my grand pappy, Old Reliable, used to say--I don't recollect if I've ever mentioned Old Reliable before.
Lady and Tramp's Daughters: No, you haven't, Uncle Trusty.
Trusty: Huh? I haven't? Well, uh, as Old Reliable used to say... He'd say, uh, uh... He'd say, uh, uh... Doggone. You know, I clean forgot what it was he used to say.
Tramp: Say, Al! Do you suppose you can nip this contraction off of us?
Al: Glad to oblige.
Tramp: Whoa! WHOA! Ha! If anybody needed a muzzle, it's him.
Male Voice: TIMBER!
Tramp: Hey, Pigeon! Look out! Now, what hair-brained idiot would... Hey, look! A beaver! Here's the answer to our problem!
Beaver: Let me see here... 6 foot 6 and 7/16 inches.
Tramp: Pardon me, friend! I wonder if you'd do us a little...
Beaver: Busy, sonny! Busy! Can't stop to gossip now. Gotta slide this sycamore to... swamp.
Tramp: Yeah, well, this will only take a second of your time.
Beaver: Only a second?! Listen! Listen, sonny! You realize every second 70 centimeters of water is wasted over that spill-way?!
Tramp: Yeah, but...
Beaver: Gotta get this log moving, sonny! Gotta get it moving! Can't the cuttin' take some time?! It's the doggone haulin'!
Tramp: The haulin'! Exactly! Now, what you need is a...
Beaver: I better dissect this section.
Tramp: What you need is a log puller! I said I'm a log puller!
Beaver: I ain't deep, sonny. There's no need to... Did you say "log puller"?!
Tramp: And by a lucky coincidence, you see before you, modeled by the lovely little lady, the new, improved, patented, handy-dandy, never-failed, little-giant log puller! The Busy Beaver's Forehand!
Beaver: You don't say!
Tramp: Guaranteed not to wear, tear, rip, or ravel! Turn around, sister, and show the customer the merchandise. And it cuts log-hauling time 66%!
Beaver: 66%, eh?! Think of that! Well, how does it work?
Tramp: Why, it's no work at all. You neatly slip this ring into the limb like this... and haul it off!
Beaver: Say, you mind if I slip it on for size?
Tramp: Help yourself, friend! Help yourself!
Beaver: Okay, don't mind if I do! How ya get the corn-song thing off, sonny?
Tramp: Glad you brought that up, friend. Glad you brought that up. To remove it, simply place the strap between your teeth.
Beaver: Like this?
Tramp: Erect, friend! Now bite hard! You see?
Lady: It's off!
Beaver: Say, that is simple!
Tramp: Well, friend, we'll be on our way, so...
Beaver: Uh-uh-uh-uh! Not so fast now, sonny! I'll have to make certain satisfactory before we settle at a price.
Tramp: Oh, no! It's all yours, friend! You can keep it!
Beaver: I can, huh? I can?!
Lady: Uh-huh. It's a free sample.
Beaver: Well, thanks a lot! Thanks ever so... Say! It works swell!
Police officer: Hey, you!
Professor: Uh, I beg your pardon? Were you addressing me?
Police officer: What's the matter?! Can't you read?!
Professor: Why, yes. Several languages.
Police officer: Oh, a wise guy, eh? All right, now...what's this creature doing here?
Professor: He's not my dog.
Police officer: Oh, he's not, eh?!
Professor: Let go! Go on! Why, certainly not, officer.
Police officer: Aw, and I suppose you'll be telling me next that it was the dog that was whistling, eh?!
Professor: I-I-I'm certain I don't know.
Police officer: Oh, so, I'm a liar now, am I?!
Professor: Well, you listen to me!
Police officer: AHA! Resisting an officer of the law! Oh, you're gonna pay! OW!! Put a knife on me, would you?! Trying to assassinate me, are you?! Carrying a concealed weapon!
Tramp: Come on, Pidge. The place is ours.
Tony: Now-a, first-a we fix-a the table-a.
Joe: Here are-a you bones-a, Tony!
Tony: OK-a, bones-a. BONES-A?! What's-a the matter-a for-a you-a, Joe?! I break-a you face-a! And-a tonight-a, Butch-a, he gets-s the best-a in-a the house-a!
Joe: OK, Tony. You the boss-a.