The best Last Action Hero quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Last Action Hero, with the help of your votes. Starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Charles Dance, Last Action Hero was directed by John McTiernan and released in 1993.
What is your favorite Last Action Hero quote? One memorable line was when Benedict said, "Make no mistake, they are exceptionally well-trained." Another great line from Last Action Hero is, "Yeah... two of them. Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?" spoken by Jack Slater.
Vote up your top Last Action Hero quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Hamlet: Hey, Polonius....you killed my father.
Hamlet: Big mistake.
Narrator: Something is rotten in the state of Denmark! And, Hamlet is taking out the trash!
Old Man: Stay thy hand, fair prince!
Hamlet: Who said I'm fair?
Narrator: No one is going to tell this sweet prince goodnight!
Hamlet: To be...or not be. Not to be.
Benedict: I understand you are interested in drug dealers.
Jack Slater: Yes...
Danny Madigan: Jack, that's him, the henchman with the glass eye.
Jack Slater: Sir, are you a henchman?
Benedict: No, I only go as far as lackey. Anything else?
Jack Slater: Yeah, take off your sunglasses.
Benedict: Who's asking?
Jack Slater: The tin man.
Benedict: Well, tin man, suppose you hit the bricks.
Jack Slater: Nah, they're the wrong color.
Benedict: Are they? Oh dear, by all means let's change them. Would arterial red suit you?
Benedict: I snap my fingers again and sometime tomorrow, you emerge from several canine recta. Or you and Toto can go back to the land of Oz. Questions?
Jack Slater: Yeah... two of them.Why am I wasting my time on a dimestore putz like you, when I could be doing something more dangerous... like rearranging my sock drawers? And two - how exactly are you going to snap your fingers, after I rip off both of your thumbs?