The best Liar, Liar quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Liar, Liar, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney, Liar, Liar was directed by Tom Shadyac and released in 1997.
What is your favorite Liar, Liar quote? One memorable line was when Max said, "My dad? He's... a liar." Another great line from Liar, Liar is, "I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?!" spoken by Fletcher.
Vote up your top Liar, Liar quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
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When We Were Married
Fletcher: I was hoping after being married to me, you'd have no more strength left.
Audrey: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.
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Fletcher: Your honor, I object!
Fletcher: Because it's devastating to my case!
Fletcher: Good call!
- 37 VOTES
Take It Up The Tail Pipe
Fletcher: You scratched my car!
Impound Guy: Where?
Fletcher: Right there!
Impound Guy: Oh. That was already there.
Fletcher: You... you liar! You know what I'm going to do about this?
Impound Guy: What?
Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up, and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway. So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
Impound Guy: You've been here before, haven't ya?
- 46 VOTES
Fletcher: You brought your kids to your court hearing?
Fletcher: Well, it's working! I feel sorry for them already!