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The Best Liar, Liar Quotes

Updated February 23, 2019 135 votes 25 voters 1.1k views7 items

The best Liar, Liar quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Liar, Liar, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney, Liar, Liar was directed by Tom Shadyac and released in 1997.

What is your favorite Liar, Liar quote? One memorable line was when Max said, "My dad? He's... a liar." Another great line from Liar, Liar is, "I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?!" spoken by Fletcher.

Vote up your top Liar, Liar quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

  • 5


    Fletcher: You brought your kids to your court hearing?
    Samantha: Sympathy.
    Fletcher: Well, it's working! I feel sorry for them already!


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    • 6

      I'd Have Got Him Ten

      Greta: Mr. Reede, several years ago a friend of mine had a burglar on her roof. A burglar. He fell through the kitchen skylight, landed on a cutting board, on a butcher's knife, cutting his leg. The burglar sued my friend. He sued my friend and because of guys like you, he won. My friend had to pay the burglar $6,000. Is that justice?
      Fletcher: No!... I'd have got him ten.


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      • 7

        Take It Up The Tail Pipe

        Fletcher: You scratched my car!
        Impound Guy: Where?
        Fletcher: Right there!
        Impound Guy: Oh. That was already there.
        Fletcher: You... you liar! You know what I'm going to do about this?
        Impound Guy: What?
        Fletcher: Nothing! Because if I take it to small claims court, it will just drain eight hours out of my life and you probably won't show up, and even if I got the judgment you'd just stiff me anyway. So what I'm gonna do is piss and moan like an impotent jerk and then bend over and take it up the tailpipe!
        Impound Guy: You've been here before, haven't ya?


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