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The Best Liar, Liar Quotes

Updated February 23, 2019 135 votes 25 voters 1.1k views7 items

The best Liar, Liar quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Liar, Liar, with the help of your votes. Starring Jim Carrey and Maura Tierney, Liar, Liar was directed by Tom Shadyac and released in 1997.

What is your favorite Liar, Liar quote? One memorable line was when Max said, "My dad? He's... a liar." Another great line from Liar, Liar is, "I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?!" spoken by Fletcher.

Vote up your top Liar, Liar quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Hold Myself In Contempt

    Judge: One more word outta you, Mr. Reede, and I'll hold you in contempt!
    Fletcher: I hold myself in contempt! Why should you be any different?!

     

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      When We Were Married

      Fletcher: I was hoping after being married to me, you'd have no more strength left.
      Audrey: Well, you have to remember that when we were married, I wasn't having sex nearly as often as you were.

       

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        Good Call

        Fletcher: Your honor, I object!
        Judge: Why?
        Fletcher: Because it's devastating to my case!
        Judge: Overruled.
        Fletcher: Good call!

         

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          He's A Liar

          Max: My dad? He's... a liar.
          Teacher: A liar? Oh, I'm sure you don't mean a liar.
          Max: Well, he wears a suit and goes to court and talks to the judge.
          Teacher: Oh, I see! You mean he's a lawyer.

           

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