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The Best 'Little Giants' Quotes

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The best Little Giants quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. After all, what's not to love about a '90s football movie where a ragtag team of misfits takes on an elite group of athletes? Let's rank the greatest quotes from Little Giants, with the help of your votes. Starring Rick Moranis and Ed O'Neill, Little Giants was directed by Duwayne Dunham and released in 1994.

What is your favorite Little Giants quote? One memorable line was when Gasman says, "Here's a kiss for Murphy, and for Patterson and Briggs too." Another great line from Little Giants is, "That's no cheerleader. That's my niece, Becky... She's pissed," spoken by the rival coach, Kevin O'Shea.

Vote up your top Little Giants quotes, regardless of which characters they come from.

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    Spike: Who's Spike's lead blocker?
    Danny O'Shea: The Icebox.
    Spike: Where's he at?
    Icebox: Right here.
    Spike: Is Spike mistaken, aren't you... a girl?
    Icebox: Gee, good eye.
    Spike: Spike don't play with girls.
    Danny O'Shea: She's pretty good, Spike.
    Spike: Spike don't care, didn't you hear? Spike don't play with...
    [Icebox hits Spike with ball]
    Icebox: I can tackle anything, anytime, anywhere got that?
    Spike: Look you berzerko Barbie doll, when you mess with Spike, you mess with death.
    Icebox: You can talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?
    Spike: Try me!
    Icebox: I will!
    Spike: LET'S GO!!
    Icebox: RIGHT NOW!!
    Jake "Berminator" Berman: SOMEBODY CALL 911!!!

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      Jake "Berminator" Berman: I use these for acid indigestion.
      Teammate: What are we going to use them for?
      Jake: Intimidation.


      • Here's A Kiss
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        Here's A Kiss

        Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: We never get picked anything. Life stinks!
        Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Yeah, there goes my shot at the pros. I'm gonna have to be a senator.
        Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Here's a kiss for Murphy and for Patterson and Briggs too. (passes gas)
        Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Whoo! Whoo!

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          It's A Free Country

          Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Great, now they have Spike.
          Jake "Berminator" Berman: And we got nothing.
          "Rad Tad" Simpson: We got us.
          Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Yeah! We stink!
          "Rad Tad" Simpson: 'Cause you can't catch, Hot Hands.
          Rudy "Gasman": At least he can walk, Crush-Jerk.
          "Rad Tad" Simpson: Hey Zolteck, have another Pop-Tart!
          Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Yeah, FARTBOY! I'll bet you can get your big mouth WIDE enough!
          Danny O'Shea: Okay, guys, that's enough.
          Junior Floyd: Yeah, coach's right. Break it up.
          Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Oh, shut up, Junior! You're so good, it makes us sick!
          Junior Floyd: [Pause] Hey, you don't want me to play? No problemo. I'm outta here. [Leaves]
          Icebox: Nice work! If it wasn't for him, we wouldn't even have a team.
          Marcus, the kicker: Hey, if it wasn't for him, maybe you'd stop droolin and played a little more football!
          Little Giants: YEAH!
          "Rad Tad" Simpson: Why can't we all just play together?
          Rasheed "Hot Hands" Hanon: Oh, shut up, dipstick! You're probably the main reason Spike quit!
          Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: Yeah, quit bawlin' you big BABY!
          "Rad Tad" Simpson: I can cry if I want! It's a free country! I can even do THIS!! [kicks Zolteck's leg]
          Rudy "Gasman" Zolteck: OW!! OW!!