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The Best 'Little Nicky' Quotes

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Little Nicky quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the Adam Sandler comedy Little Nicky as determined by you and your votes. The movie centers on Satan's son Nicky (Sandler) and his attempts to save both is father and Earth (from his brothers). Released on November 10, 2000, Little Nicky's tagline was "You know his number. You know his name. And how, you will meet... his son."

What are the best Little Nicky quotes? Do you like Valerie imploring, "Do it for the butterflies!"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Little Nicky quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • Satan: But, after much thought and careful consideration, I've decided that the ruler for the next 10,000 years is going to have to be... me.
    Cassius and Adrian: WHAT?!
    Nicky: Hallelujah!!!! (they stare at Nicky) I mean... that sucks!
  • (Peeper takes out a cell phone and dials. The son, Scottie, answers.)
    Scottie: Hello?
    Peeper: Hello, Scottie. Say, why don't you be a good little boy and go downstairs and let your mother get comfy, all right?
    Scottie: Who is this?
    Peeper: This is a big bird who wants to see the rest of Mommy. Nah ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    Mother: (gasps) Oh my God, Scottie, is that a man up our tree?
    Peeper: No, no! Tell her it's just a bird! It's just a big bird! (tries to imitate a bird) Bawk! Bawk, bawk, bawk! Bawwwwwk! Bawwwwwwwwwk! (With an evil grin, Scottie fires a slingshot at him, striking said Peeper in the head) Bawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwk!
  • Gatekeeper: He aren't you that peeping tom, pretending to be a big bird checking out that mom?
    Peeper: Yes I am
    Gatekeeper: Well know you're gonna find out what a real dirty bird looks like (eyes narrow with a cruel smile) IN HELL
    Peeper: (repeatedly as he is chased by a giant bird man trying to violate him) I DESERVE THIS
    (later on when said peeper meets Satan)
    Peeper: (sarcastically) Hello...Mr. Devil...I like your cape (Satan smiles and waves then summons the same huge birdman who goes to rape said peeper) I DESERVE THIS
  • (NFL quarterback Dan Marino tries to strike a bargain with Satan.)
    Satan: I'm sorry. After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline.
    Dan Marino: I can't stand retirement. Come on, just let me win one Super Bowl.
    Satan: In exchange for eternal damnation of your soul? You're too nice of a guy for me to want to do that to you, Mr. Marino.
    Dan Marino: You did it for Namath.
    Satan: Yeah, but Joe was comin' here anyways.
    Dan Marino: This sucks! I'll just go to the Super Bowl as an announcer, and I'll win myself an Emmy!
    Satan: That's the spirit!
    Nicky: You're a good devil, Dad!
    Satan: And I also happen to be a Jets fan!
    Nicky: Heh-heh.