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Major League quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the sports comedy film Major League, as determined by you and your votes. This film, the first in the franchise, follows a fictionalized version of the Cleveland Indians as they go from worst to first, much to the disappointment of their owner. Released on April 7, 1989, Major League's tagline was, "A comedy with bats and balls."

What are the best Major League quotes? Do you like when Harry Doyle said of the early Cleveland broadcasts, "Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Major League quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.


High Priced Talent

Lou: I thought you said we didn't have any high-priced talent.
Charlie Donovan: Forgot about Dorn, cause he's only high-priced. Picked him up as a free agent three years ago.
Lou: Still hits the ball well, doesn't he?
Charlie Donovan: Yeah, just can't field it. [Dorn gives cocky gesture to them]
Lou: We'll shape him up.

My Kinda Team

Pepper: Look at this fuckin' guy.
Lou: [Chuckles] It's my kinda team, Charlie, my kinda team.

Your Wife And My Kids

Haywood: Taylor, what are you doin' back up here?
Taylor: I couldn't cut it in the Mexican Leagues.
Haywood: How's your wife and my kids?

One Of Those Bags

Willie Mays Hays: Call the stewardess, Vaughn. I need one of those bags!
Rick Vaughn: There aren't any stewardesses.
Willie Mays Hays: I wonder if there are any pilots!