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The Best Major League Quotes

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Major League quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the sports comedy film Major League, as determined by you and your votes. This film, the first in the franchise, follows a fictionalized version of the Cleveland Indians as they go from worst to first, much to the disappointment of their owner. Released on April 7, 1989, Major League's tagline was, "A comedy with bats and balls."

What are the best Major League quotes? Do you like when Harry Doyle said of the early Cleveland broadcasts, "Don't worry, nobody is listening anyway"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Major League quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • Jake Taylor: Um, the Indians.
    Chaire Holloway: Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team!
    Jake: Yup, we've got uniforms and everything, it's really great!
    • Cafe Waitress: Spring training starts on the 1st. How do you think the Indians will do this year?
      Cafe patron: [Reading newspaper] Doesn't look too good.
      • Construction worker: Doesn't look too fucking good.
        • Groundskeeper #1: [In Japanese] They're shitty.
          Groundskeeper #2: Hai.