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The Best 'Major Payne' Quotes 

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Updated November 12, 2019 73 votes 44 voters 4.9k views 7 items

The best Major Payne quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Major Payne, with the help of your votes. Starring Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, Steven Martini, and Michael Ironside, Major Payne was directed by Nick Castle and released in 1995.

What is your favorite Major Payne quote? One memorable line was when Major Payne said, "Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm?" Another great line from Major Payne is, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy!" spoken by Tiger.

Vote up your top Major Payne quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

Works Every Time is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best 'Major Payne' Quotes
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Works Every Time

Marine Private: Ahhh my arm, my arm!
Major Payne: Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm?
Major Payne: Now you might feel a little pressure.
Marine Private: Agggghh! My finger, my finger!
Major Payne: Works every time.

 

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A Major Pimp is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best 'Major Payne' Quotes
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A Major Pimp

Major Payne: Got no worries, got no stress.
Cadets: Got no worries got no stress.
Major Payne: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Cadets: Cause we feel good in our dress.
Major Payne: Major Payne's a major pimp.
Cadets: Major Payne's a major pimp.
Major Payne: He makes us squat when we piss.
Cadets: He makes us squat when we piss.

 

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Guacamole Sauce is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best 'Major Payne' Quotes
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Guacamole Sauce

Drug Lord: You'd better give up, señor. You cannot kill us all!
Major Payne: Maybe not, but I can clean out your colon faster than one of those burritos with extra guacamole sauce!

 

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Took It Out Myself is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best 'Major Payne' Quotes
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Took It Out Myself

Major Payne: Here I got somethin' for ya.
Emily: What is it?
Major Payne: A bullet. It's somethin' special. It's from my heart.
Emily: Really? Well, where did you get it?
Major Payne: From my heart, left ventricle; took it out myself with a field knife.

 

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