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The Best 'Major Payne' Quotes

Updated November 12, 2019 174 votes 83 voters 7.7k views7 items

The best Major Payne quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Major Payne, with the help of your votes. Starring Damon Wayans, Karyn Parsons, Steven Martini, and Michael Ironside, Major Payne was directed by Nick Castle and released in 1995.

What is your favorite Major Payne quote? One memorable line was when Major Payne said, "Want me to show you a little trick to take your mind off that arm?" Another great line from Major Payne is, "Major Payne just terminated that bad man with extreme prejudice! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy!" spoken by Tiger.

Vote up your top Major Payne quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    There's Nobody Left

    Major Payne: General, are you telling me that nowhere in the military is there any longer a job for trained human weapons of destruction such as myself? Surely there must be somebody left who needs some killing, or some killing done for them.
    General: Sorry, Major. There's nobody left. You've killed them all.


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      Feel All Funny

      Emily: He's trying to show you some affection.
      Major Payne: I don't like it. It makes me feel all funny.


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        He Ain't Happy

        Major Payne: He in there? If he's still in there he ain't happy!
        Tiger: Major Payne just terminated that Bad man with extreme prejudice! And if he's still in there, he ain't happy!


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