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The Best Meet the Fockers Quotes

Updated February 22, 2019 95 votes 35 voters 3.8k views8 items

The best Meet the Fockers quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Meet the Fockers, with the help of your votes. Starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller, Meet the Fockers was directed by Jay Roach and released in 2004.

What is your favorite Meet the Fockers quote? One memorable line was when Jack Byrnes said, "Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is?" Another great line from Meet the Fockers is, "We conceived a child. Come on up here, Jorge! This is the fruit of my loins. Come on! Search your heart, you know it to be true. Yo soy tu papa! Yeah, I know, a lot of information to take in. Give that boy a hand. Oh, and Jack...Pam's pregnant. Focker out!" spoken by Greg Focker.

Vote up your top Meet the Fockers quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Tastes A Little Funky

    Jack Byrnes: That's not the sign for poop, that's the sign for milk! This is the sign for poop!
    Greg: Well, what's the sign for sour milk, because this, uh, tastes a little funky.
    Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.


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    Little Jack: *ss...hole.


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    Put On Scarface

    Roz Focker: Jack, you have issues. I'm trying to understand why you run around with a rubber boob strapped to your chest. I mean, were you ever breastfed?
    Bernie Focker: Key question!
    Roz Focker: My guess is no.
    Jack Byrnes: Will you spare my the drugstore pyschology.
    Greg Focker: Everybody! All right. Everybody just... Everybody just stop, okay? Jack, I am not going to make any excuses. Yes, Little Jack wouldn't stop crying so I gave him some hugs and I let him watch TV. I went to answer the phone, I was gone for a second, I came back, he let himself out of the playpen, he put on Scarface, and he glued his hands to the rum bottle. Okay? That's it.


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    A Chain

    Jack Byrnes: Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is?
    Greg Focker: Love, friendship... just love, I think.
    Jack Byrnes: His legacy.
    Greg Focker: That, too.
    Jack Byrnes: If your family's circle joins in my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain.


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