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The Best Meet the Fockers Quotes  

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The best Meet the Fockers quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Meet the Fockers, with the help of your votes. Starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller, Meet the Fockers was directed by Jay Roach and released in 2004.

What is your favorite Meet the Fockers quote? One memorable line was when Jack Byrnes said, "Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is?" Another great line from Meet the Fockers is, "We conceived a child. Come on up here, Jorge! This is the fruit of my loins. Come on! Search your heart, you know it to be true. Yo soy tu papa! Yeah, I know, a lot of information to take in. Give that boy a hand. Oh, and Jack...Pam's pregnant. Focker out!" spoken by Greg Focker.

Vote up your top Meet the Fockers quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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A-Hole

Little Jack: *ss...hole.

 

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Extensive Aquatic Training is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Meet the Fockers Quotes
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Extensive Aquatic Training

Jack Byrnes: So much for the protection of our rolling safe house.
Dina Byrnes: Oh, honey, he was trying to save his pet. I mean, what if it was Jinxy who got flushed into a toilet?
Jack Byrnes: Mr. Jinx has had extensive aquatic training. He would have known exactly what to do in the event of a submersion.

 

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Tastes A Little Funky is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Meet the Fockers Quotes
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Tastes A Little Funky

Jack Byrnes: That's not the sign for poop, that's the sign for milk! This is the sign for poop!
Greg: Well, what's the sign for sour milk, because this, uh, tastes a little funky.
Jack Byrnes: That's because that's from Debbie's left breast, Greg.

 

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A Chain

Jack Byrnes: Greg, a man reaches a certain age when he realizes what's truly important. Do you know what that is?
Greg Focker: Love, friendship... just love, I think.
Jack Byrnes: His legacy.
Greg Focker: That, too.
Jack Byrnes: If your family's circle joins in my family's circle, they'll form a chain. I can't have a chink in my chain.

 

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