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The Best Meet the Parents Quotes  

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The best Meet the Parents  quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Meet the Parents, with the help of your votes. Starring Robert De Niro and Ben Stiller, Meet the Parents was directed by Jay Roach and released in 2000.

What is your favorite Meet the Parents quote? One memorable line was when Jack said, "So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam!" Another great line from Meet the Parents is, "I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything. But frankly, sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts...about whether or not I could even survive in your family. I think you've got some serious issues," spoken by Greg.

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Step Off is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Meet the Parents Quotes
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Step Off

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, sir. You're gonna have to check that.
Greg: I got it.
Flight Attendant: No, I'm sorry. That bag won't fit.
Greg: No, I'm not — hey. I'm not checking my bag, okay?
Flight Attendant: There's no need to raise your voice, sir.
Greg: I'm not raising my voice. This would be raising my voice to you, okay? I don't want to check my bag. By the way, your airline — you suck at checking bags. Because I already did that once, and you lost it, and then I had everything screwed up very badly for me. Okay?
Flight Attendant: I can assure you that your bag... will be placed safely below deck with the other luggage.
Greg: Oh, yeah? How do you know my bag will be safe below with the other luggage? Are you physically gonna take my bag beneath the plane? Are you gonna go with the guys with the earmuffs and put it in there?
Flight Attendant: No.
Greg: No? Okay. Then shut your pie hole... and listen to me when I say that I am finished... with the checking-of-the-bags conversation!
Flight Attendant: Sir, we have a policy on this airline that if a bag is this large, we—
Greg: Get your grubby little paws off of my bag, okay? It's not like I have a bomb in here. It's not like I want to blow up the plane.
Flight Attendant: Sir!
Greg: I wanna stow my bag according to your safety regulations.
Flight Attendant: Sir, sir...
Greg: If you would take a second... and take the little sticks out of your head and clean out your ears, maybe you would see that I'm a person who has feelings, and all I have to do is do what I wanna do! All I wanna do is hold onto my bag and not listen to you! The only way that I would ever let go of my bag would be if you came over here now... and tried to pry it from my dead, lifeless fingers. Okay? If you can get it from my kung fu grip, then you can have it. Okay? Otherwise, step off, b*tch.

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What Pam Wants is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Meet the Parents Quotes
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What Pam Wants

Pam: I love you, Dad, but you could be a real jerk sometimes.
Jack: So what if he passed some test? He's still not good for Pam!
Dina: Well, who is, Jack? No one has ever been good enough for your Pam. You only warmed up to Kevin after she broke up with him. It think it's time for you find what Pam wants.

 

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Have You Ever

Jack: Have you ever...watched...pornographic...videos?
Greg: No.

 

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Bye Norm is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Meet the Parents Quotes
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Bye Norm

Norm the Security Guard: I have a plane full of people telling me you threatened that stewardess.
Greg: I was not threatening her, I was just trying to get my bag in the overhead storage thing.
Norm the Security Guard: You were acting like a maniac and then you threaten her with a bomb.
Greg: No, I said I didn't have a bomb.
Norm the Security Guard: You said Bomb.
Greg: I said it's not like I had a bomb on an airplane.
Norm the Security Guard: You said bomb on an airplane.
Greg: What's wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?
Norm the Security Guard: You can't say bomb on an airplane.
Airport Security: Hey Norm, take. We've got a specialist.
Greg: Bye Norm.

 

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