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Megamind quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the animated film Megamind as determined by you and your votes. The story centers on the villain Megamind and his battle with superhero Metro Man, whom he finally one day defeats. Released on November 5, 2010, the tagline for Megamind was "A superhero movie with a mind of its own."

What are the best Megamind quotes? Do you like Megamind's philosophical thinking, "There's a benefit to losing: You get to learn from your mistakes"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Megamind quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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Several Thousand Years


Megamind: Any chance you could give me the time? I don't want to be late for the opening of the Metro Man Museum.
Warden: [looks down at watch] Oh, no. Looks like you're gonna miss it, by several thousand years.
Megamind: Oh, am I? [evil chuckle]
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A Little Bit


Roxanne: Happy Metro Man Day, Metro City. It's a beautiful day in beautiful downtown, where we're here to honor a beautiful man, Metro Man. His heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years, he's been watching us with his super-vision, saving us with his super-strength and caring for us with his super-heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchi, reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man Museum. [gestures to Hal to stop filming]
Hal: Wow. Okay, the stuff they make you read on-air, that's un-freaking-believable. It's crazy.
Roxanne: I wrote that piece myself, Hal.
Hal: What I was trying to say was, I can't believe that in our modern society, they let, like, actual art get onto the news.
Roxanne: Nice save, Hal.
Hal: What are we... Like, let's just get a coffee or something.
Roxanne: Come on, it's time to get in the Metro Man Day spirit.
Hal: Well, if I were Metro Man, Megamind wouldn't be kidnapping you all the time. That's the first thing.
Roxanne: That’s sweet, Hal.
Hal: And I'd be watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby...
Roxanne: Mmm.
Hal: Okay, that sounded a little weird.
Roxanne: A little bit. Yeah.
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I Love You


Man in crowd: I love you, Metro Man!
Metroman: And I love you, random citizen!
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Your Boyfriend In Tights


Roxanne: What secrets? You're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: Predictable? Predictable? Oh, you call THIS predictable?! [pulls a lever that opens up an alligator pool beneath Roxanne]
Roxanne: Alligators, yes. Mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: [pulls another lever that reveals a hidden gun] What's this? Boom! In your face!
Roxanne: Cliché!
Megamind: No! Look! Watch! [brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne: Juvenile!
Megamind: Shock and awe! [brings up a chainsaw]
Roxanne: Tacky!
Megamind: OH, IT'S SO SCARY! [unleashes a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne: Seen it!
Megamind: [frantic] WHAT'S THIS ONE DO?! [unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne: Garish! [Megamind breaks down] Okay, the spider's new.
Megamind: Spider? [He sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne. Minion just shrugs.] Uh... Yes! The... the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnus deathicus"... will instantly paralyze... [Roxanne blows the spider into Megamind's eye.] OWW! {Minion punches him] GET IT OFF! OWW!!! IT BIT ME!
Roxanne: Give it up, Megamind. Your plans never work!
Megamind: [frustrated] Ugh. Let's stop wasting time and call your boyfriend in tights, shall we?