Just 30 Mitch Hedberg One-Liners That Live Rent Free In Our Minds
Vote up the best Mitch Hedberg one-liners.
When you think of Mitch Hedberg, you probably think of his infamous one-liners and hilarious joke-delivery. People on Twitter are reminiscing and sharing his best one-liners, and it definitely gave us a good chuckle. Read on and vote up your faves. We miss you, Mitch!
- 12,126 VOTES
When We Were Younger
"Here's a picture of me when I was younger."
— Chris Dawson (@caloso89) April 28, 2022
"Every picture of you is a picture of you when you were younger." - 21,424 VOTES
We Never Gave Them A Chance
What’s a sesame seed grow into? I don’t know, we never give them a chance.
— Jesse (@JesseDoctor) April 28, 2022 - 31,683 VOTES
Rice Is Great
"Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something."
— NO JOY (@nojoy) April 28, 2022 - 41,703 VOTES
You Are Never Blocking A Fire Exit
"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
— geekgirlnc (@geekgirlnc) April 28, 2022 - 51,361 VOTES
Who Is The Real Hero?
“My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?”
— eh (@Sparbtastic) April 28, 2022 - 61,673 VOTES
Forget Everything You Know
This one commercial said forget everything you know about slipcovers. So I did, and it was a load off of my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell slipcovers, but I didn’t know what they were
— Kelly Bachman (@bellykachman) April 28, 2022