Just 30 Mitch Hedberg One-Liners That Live Rent Free In Our Minds

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Vote up the best Mitch Hedberg one-liners.

When you think of Mitch Hedberg, you probably think of his infamous one-liners and hilarious joke-delivery. People on Twitter are reminiscing and sharing his best one-liners, and it definitely gave us a good chuckle. Read on and vote up your faves. We miss you, Mitch!


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    2,126 VOTES

    When We Were Younger

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    1,424 VOTES

    We Never Gave Them A Chance

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    1,683 VOTES

    Rice Is Great

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    1,703 VOTES

    You Are Never Blocking A Fire Exit

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    1,361 VOTES

    Who Is The Real Hero?

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    1,673 VOTES

    Forget Everything You Know