The Best Modern Family Quotes
Since premiering on ABC in 2009, Modern Family has been regarded as one of the best and most quotable sitcoms on television. The show was created by Steven Levitan and Christopher Lloyd and features a hilarious cast including Ty Burrell, Ed O'Neill and Sofía Vergara.
This list showcases some of the most hilarious Modern Family one-liners delivered by the Pritchett-Dunphy clan. Each of the main characters, from Phil to Manny, are represented on this list. Vote for the best Modern Family quotes and dialogue you see below, and if one of your favorites is missing, let us know in the comments and we'll add it to the list!
- 1246 VOTES
Definition of a Cool DadVideo: YouTubePhil: "I'm cool dad, that's my thang. I'm hip, I surf the web, I text. LOL: laugh out loud, OMG: oh my god, WTF: why the face."
- 2256 VOTES
Cameron: "There's nothing gays hate more that being treated like women. Okay? We don't want to go to your baby shower, we don't have a time of the month, and we don't love pink."Cameron: "No, pink loves me."
Mitchell: "You love pink."
- 3238 VOTES
Claire's Hopes for Her DaughtersPhoto: flickr / CC0Claire: "More than anything, I want my girls to stop fighting and be close. I want them to share clothes and do each other's hair and gossip about boys, like I used to do with Mitchell."
- 4252 VOTES
Alex Dunphy, BrainiacPhoto: Metaweb / CC-BY
Claire: "How did you get so smart?"Alex: "I've always assumed adoption or baby switch."
- 5175 VOTES
Luke on Knowing When to Move OutLuke: "I've been thinking of moving out for some time now. There's a line of ants going to a trick-or-treat bag in my closet, and I don't want to still be here when they get sick of candy."
- 6166 VOTES
Jay on Modern TechnologyJay: "The minute they got rid of rotary phones, everything went to hell."