The best Monsters, Inc. quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Monsters, Inc, with the help of your votes. Featuring the voices of John Goodman, Billy Crystal, Steve Buscemi, James Coburn, and Jennifer Tilly, Monsters, Inc. was directed by Pete Docter and released in 2001.
What is your favorite Monsters, Inc. quote? One memorable line was when Mike said to Sulley, "Y'know, sometimes I feel so romantic, I think I should just marry myself!" Another great line from Monsters, Inc. is, "Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted?" spoken by Sulley.
Vote up your top Monsters, Inc. quotes, regardless of which character they come from.
Randall: Wazowski! Where's the kid, you little one-eyed crettin?!
Mike: Okay. First of all, it's cretin. If you're gonna threaten me, do it properly. Second of all, you're nuts if you think kidnapping me is gonna help you cheat your way to the top!
Randall: You still think this is about that stupid scare record?
Mike: Well... I did. Right up until you... chuckled like that... and now I'm thinking I should just get out of here.
Mike: Y'know, sometimes I feel so romantic, I think I should just marry myself!
Sulley: Give me a break, Mike...
Mike: What a night of romance I've got ahead of me! Tonight is about me and Celia! Hoo-hoo, the loveboat is about to set sail! I'm telling ya, pal, I see her face and it makes my heart go...YIKES!!!
Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
Mike: Well, as a matter of fact--
Roz: And I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly...for once! Your stunned silence is very reassuring.
Mike: Oh no, my scare reports! I left them on my desk! If I'm not at the restaurant in five minutes, they're gonna give our table away, what am I gonna tell?! Schmoopsie-Pooh.
Celia: Hey Googly-Bear, wanna get going?
Mike: Do I ever? It's just that... Uh...
Mike: There's a small--
Celia: I don't understand.
Suley: It's just I forgot about some paperwork I was supposed to file. Mike was reminding me; thanks, buddy.
Mike: I was? I mean, I was! Yeah, I was.
Celia: Okay, let's go then.
Mike: We're going! On my desk, Sulley. The pink copies go to accounting, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Leave the puce!
Sulley: So the pink copies go to purchasing, and the fuchsia ones go to Roz. No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Man, I have no idea what puce is...Oh, that's puce.
Mike: You wanna know why I bought the car, Sulley?
Sulley: Not really.
Mike: To drive it! You know, like on the street, with the honk-honk and the vroom-vroom, and the no walking involved?
Sulley: Wa, wa, wa, wa. Will you give it a rest, butterball? C'mon, you could use the exercise.
Mike: I could use the exercise? Look at you! You have your own climate.
Waternoose: Now, give us a big loud roar.
Sulley: Mr. Waternoose, there's no time for this!
Waternoose: C'mon, what're you waiting for? Roar!
Sulley: But-but-but, sir!
Sulley: Ohh. GGRRROOOAAAAAAAAR!!
Waternoose: Well done. Well done, James!