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The Best Monsters University Quotes

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Monsters University quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from Pixar's Monsters University as determined by you and your votes. A prequel to MonstersMonsters University travels back in time to when future best friends Mike and Sulley were college students... and rivals. Released on June 21, 2013, the tagline for Monsters University was "School Never Looked This Scary."

What are the best Monsters University quotes? Do you like Mike Wazowski's line, "Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Monsters University quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • I Could Totally Die
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    [Mike approaches the Greek Council stand]
    Claire: MU Greek Council! We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
    Mike: [snatches a paper from the booth] The scare what now?
    Brock: [pounds his fist against the table] The Scare Games! A super intense scaring competition!
    Claire: They’re crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
    Brock: A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
    Claire: You could totally die.
    Brock: [pounds his fist again] And it’s worth it! You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
    Mike: [staring at the flier; whispering] Cool.
  • Randy: Hey there, I'm your roommate! Name's Randy Boggs, Scaring major!
    Mike: [laughs] Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
    Randy: I can tell we're gonna be best chums, Mike. Take whatever bed you want, I wanted you to have first dibs. [a monster student bumps into him, making him yelp and turn completely invisible except for the glasses]
    Mike: [gasps] You just disappeared.
    Randy: [turns visible again] Sorry. If I do that in scaring class, I'll be a joke.
    Mike: No, it's totally great, you gotta use it.
    Randy: Really?
    Mike: Yeah, but lose the glasses, they give it away. [heads into his room]
    [Randy removes his glasses, and his eyes squint to the shape we all know and grunts approvingly]
  • You Grab The Pig
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    Mike: What are you doing in my room?!
    Sulley: Your room? This is my... [realizes he's in Mike and Randall's room] This is not my room. Archie! Come here, boy! [imitates a pig]
    Mike: Archie?
    Sulley: Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
    Mike: What's it doing here?
    Sulley: [chuckles] I stole it. Gonna give it to the RORs.
    Mike: The what?
    Sulley: Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus. The only accept the highly elite. Alright, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
    Mike: What? No!
    Sulley: One, two, three! [shoves Mike under his bed]
  • Sulley: James P. Sullivan.
    Mike: Mike Wazowski.