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The Best Mr. & Mrs. Smith Movie Quotes  

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The best Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Mr. & Mrs. Smith, with the help of your votes. Starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith was directed by Doug Liman and released in 2005.

What is your favorite Mr. & Mrs. Smith quote? One memorable line was when Jane said, "There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other. What's that called?"  Another great line from Mr. & Mrs. Smith is, "Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like," spoken by John.

Vote up your top Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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Technically Speaking

Counselor: How often do you have sex?
Jane: I don't understand the question.
John: Yeah I'm lost, is this a one to ten thing?
Jane: Yeah, is, like, ten nothing or one? 'Cause technically speaking, zero would be nothing.
Counselor: How 'bout this week?
John: Including the weekends?

 

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Five Or Six Years

John: Ok, I'll go first. let me see... um... We don't really need to be here. See, we've been married for five years.
Jane: Six.
John: Five or six years.

 

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Both Hands And A Map is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Mr. & Mrs. Smith Movie Quotes
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Both Hands And A Map

John: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
Jane: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

 

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Drunken Vegas Thing is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Mr. & Mrs. Smith Movie Quotes
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Drunken Vegas Thing

John: I never told you, but I was married once before. Ow! Are you insane? What's wrong with you!?
Jane: You're what's wrong with me!
John: It was a drunken Vegas thing.
Jane: Oh, that's better! That's much better! What's her name and social security number?
John: No, you're not gonna kill her.

 

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