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The Best 'Mr. & Mrs. Smith' Movie Quotes

Updated November 2, 2020 125 votes 52 voters 3.5k views9 items

The best Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes make you realize how great the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Mr. & Mrs. Smith, with the help of your votes. Starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Mr. & Mrs. Smith was directed by Doug Liman and released in 2005.

What is your favorite Mr. & Mrs. Smith quote? One memorable line was when Jane said, "There's this huge space between us, and it just keeps filling up with everything that we don't say to each other. What's that called?"  Another great line from Mr. & Mrs. Smith is, "Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like," spoken by John.

Vote up your top Mr. & Mrs. Smith quotes, regardless of which character they come from.

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    Technically Speaking

    Counselor: How often do you have sex?
    Jane: I don't understand the question.
    John: Yeah I'm lost, is this a one to ten thing?
    Jane: Yeah, is, like, ten nothing or one? 'Cause technically speaking, zero would be nothing.
    Counselor: How 'bout this week?
    John: Including the weekends?

     

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    Drunken Vegas Thing

    Drunken Vegas Thing
    Photo: Mr. & Mrs. Smith / 20th Century Fox

    John: I never told you, but I was married once before. Ow! Are you insane? What's wrong with you!?
    Jane: You're what's wrong with me!
    John: It was a drunken Vegas thing.
    Jane: Oh, that's better! That's much better! What's her name and social security number?
    John: No, you're not gonna kill her.

     

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    Both Hands And A Map

    Both Hands And A Map
    Photo: Mr. & Mrs. Smith / 20th Century Fox

    John: Careful, Jane. I can push the button any time I like.
    Jane: Baby, you couldn't find the button with both hands and a map.

     

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    Get Used To Them

    Get Used To Them
    Photo: Mr. & Mrs. Smith / 20th Century Fox

    Jane: If you don't like them we can take them back.
    John: All right, I don't like them.
    Jane: You'll get used to them.

     

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