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The Best Mr. Deeds Quotes

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Mr. Deeds quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the romantic comedy Mr. Deeds as determined by you and your votes. Directed by Steven Brill, Mr. Deeds was a remake of Frank Capra's 1936 film Mr. Deeds Goes to Town. In the story, a small-town man's inheritance leads to significant changes at a major media conglomerate. Released on June 28, 2002, Mr. Deeds starred Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, and John Turturro and was promoted with the tagline "Small town kid, big time right hook."

What are the best Mr. Deeds quotes? Do you like Longfellow's line, "I couldn't find any other words that rhyme with 'schlub...'"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Mr. Deeds quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

  • Deeds: You climbed mountains and built skyscrapers.
    You made TV shows and put out newspapers.
    You were wicked good at doing stocks.
    You liked it when Emilio would change your socks.
    We never hung out and that makes me sad.
    All the good times we could've had.
    But when I die, Uncle Preston, you better say "Cheers".
    Cause when me and you are hanging at the pearly gates, I'll bring the beers. I'll bring the beers.
    Reverend Sharpton: Nice rhyme, nice rhyme.
  • [Deeds talks to the pilots]
    Deeds: You guys football fans? I think the Pats could take the conference this year. I mean, the Dolphins are overrated and the Jets are choke artists.
    Pilot: I wouldn't say that, Mr. Deeds.
    Deeds: Just Deeds. Why's that, though?
    Pilot: You own the Jets, Deeds.
    Deeds: I do?! Whoa! That sucks. Jeez. I hope they don't play the Pats in the playoffs, or I'll have to kill myself.
  • Emilio: How can I thank you?
    Deeds: All I want is your friendship, Emilio. You're a good man.
    Emilio: Deeds! How about a billion dollars?
    Deeds: All right.
    Emilio: Done.
  • Deeds: Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there...
    Emilio: I am very very sneaky, sir.