The 20 Greatest Mrs. Doubtfire Quotes

One of Robin's best roles in his career, these are the funniest Mrs. Doubtfire quotes from the legendary comedy. Mrs. Doubtfire is an absolutely hilarious story about a voice actor who disguises himself as an older woman to spend time with his kids after a divorce. Robin Williams uses all his comedic talents to the fullest as he does multiple impressions in his dual role as the matronly Mrs. Doubtfire and the boisterous Daniel. There are a lot of great quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire and we want you to vote for your favorites.

Mrs. Doubtfire won an Academy Award for Best Makeup, which it certainly should have. Some of the best Mrs. Doubtfire quotes come when Daniel is trying to disguise himself, including one very funny scene where his mask is coming off. Let us know what your favorite quote from Mrs. Doubtfire is by upvoting your top picks below. Videos are included when possible so you can watch the scene that the quotes is in.

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I'm Ready for my Close Up

Daniel: I feel like Gloria Swanson.Frank: You look like her mother.Daniel: I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.

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Mrs. Doubtfire Is Actually A Dark Film About An Extremely Deranged Man

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A Little Graphic?!?

Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please.Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.

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The Easiest Language to Learn

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HELLO!

Mrs. Doubtfire: HELLO!Mrs. Sellner: AAAAAHH!!Mrs. Doubtfire: Aw I'm so sorry to frighten you, dear, I must look like a YETI in this getup!

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37 Brilliant Examples of "Redneck Innovation"

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Run-By Fruiting?

Stu: What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.Mrs. Doubtfire: Loser? Oh, yeah.POW!
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.

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