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The Best 'Mrs. Doubtfire' Quotes

Updated September 25, 2019 1k votes 411 voters 53.2k views20 items

One of Robin's best roles in his career, these are the funniest Mrs. Doubtfire quotes from the legendary comedy. Mrs. Doubtfire is an absolutely hilarious story about a voice actor who disguises himself as an older woman to spend time with his kids after a divorce. Robin Williams uses all his comedic talents to the fullest as he does multiple impressions in his dual role as the matronly Mrs. Doubtfire and the boisterous Daniel. There are a lot of great quotes from Mrs. Doubtfire and we want you to vote for your favorites. 

Mrs. Doubtfire won an Academy Award for Best Makeup, which it certainly should have. Some of the best Mrs. Doubtfire quotes come when Daniel is trying to disguise himself, including one very funny scene where his mask is coming off. Let us know what your favorite quote from Mrs. Doubtfire is by upvoting your top picks below. Videos are included when possible so you can watch the scene that the quotes is in.
  • 1

    Run-By Fruiting?

    Video: YouTube

    Stu:  What can I say, Ron? The guy's a loser. See ya.Mrs. Doubtfire: Loser? Oh, yeah.POW!
    Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh, sir. I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff, Did you not tip them? Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by fruiting. I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.

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    Video: YouTube
    Mrs. Doubtfire: HELLO!Mrs. Sellner: AAAAAHH!!Mrs. Doubtfire: Aw I'm so sorry to frighten you, dear, I must look like a YETI in this getup!
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    A Little Graphic?!?

    Video: YouTube
    Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?Stu: Mrs. Doubtfire, please.Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I'm sorry, am I being a little graphic? I'm sorry. Well, I hope you're up for a little competition. She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it's like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.
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    I Used To Be One

    Video: YouTube

    Daniel: Yeah, my name is Elsa Emmelman, and I want to know how many children do you have.

    Miranda: I have two girls and a boy.

    Daniel: Oh, a boy... I don't "werk" with the males, 'cause I used to be one.

    Miranda: Yikes!

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