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The Best Muppet Treasure Island Quotes

Updated January 25, 2019 1.4k views14 items

The best Muppet Treasure Island quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Children who grew up in the '90s will remember the musical comedy fondly, but it actually still holds up today. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island, with the help of your votes. Starring Kevin Bishop and Tim Curry, Muppet Treasure Island was directed by Brian Henson and released in 1996.

What is your favorite Muppet Treasure Island quote? One memorable line was when Benjamina Gunn says, "No More Ms. Nice Guy. No one maroons me and gets away with it!" Another great line from Muppet Treasure Island is "Gold and blood – they were Flint's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him, that day," spoken by Billy Bones.

Vote up your top Muppet Treasure Island quotes, regardless of which characters they come from.

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    It Could Be Worse

    Statler: "Take a cruise," you said. "See the world," you said. Now here we are, stuck on the front of this stupid ship.
    Waldorf: Well, it could be worse. We could be stuck in the audience.
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    Dead Tom

    Mudwell the Mudbunny: Dead Tom's dead. Long John shot him!
    Walleyed Pike: But Dead Tom's always been dead. That's why he's called Dead Tom.
    Mudwell the Mudbunny: Oh.


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    Starting To Worry

    Captain Smollett: WHO HIRED THIS CREW?! This is, undoubtedly, the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I've ever seen, so who hired 'em?!
    Captain Smollett: Your finger hired the crew?
    Trelawney: No, that's silly. The man who lives in my finger hired the crew - Mr. Bimble. What? Ah. He relied heavily on the advice of our excellent cook, Long John Silver.
    Captain Smollett: Our cook, and a guy who lives in a bear's finger?
    Trelawney: Exactly!
    Captain Smollett: I'm starting to worry about this voyage.

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    With A Dead Guy

    Billy Bones: Beware lads! Beware!
    Jim Hawkins: What, the one-legged man?
    Billy Bones: Aye. But also, beware runnin' with scissors or any other pointy object. It's all good fun, until somebody loses a - Ahhhh!
    Jim Hawkins: Captain?
    Rizzo: We're standing in a room with a dead guy!!