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The Best Muppet Treasure Island Quotes

The best Muppet Treasure Island quotes make you realize how funny the movie really is, even if you haven't seen it in a while. Children who grew up in the '90s will remember the musical comedy fondly, but it actually still holds up today. Let's rank the greatest quotes from Muppet Treasure Island, with the help of your votes. Starring Kevin Bishop and Tim Curry, Muppet Treasure Island was directed by Brian Henson and released in 1996.

What is your favorite Muppet Treasure Island quote? One memorable line was when Benjamina Gunn says, "No More Ms. Nice Guy. No one maroons me and gets away with it!" Another great line from Muppet Treasure Island is "Gold and blood – they were Flint's trademarks. He'd leave both behind him, that day," spoken by Billy Bones.

Vote up your top Muppet Treasure Island quotes, regardless of which characters they come from.

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    Just Play The Gig

    Zoot: Hey, man. I can't figure out what side we're on. Are we with the pirates or the frog captain?
    Floyd: Oh, hey, man. Just play the gig. Never get involved with politics.
    Animal: Politics! Politics!
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    Are We Lucky Or What

    Rizzo: Terrific. Captured by the crazed wild pigs and sacrificed hideously before a pagan altar.
    Gonzo: Are we lucky or what?


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    One Leg

    Gonzo: One leg, Jim. Count'em, one.
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    This Is All My Fault

    Benjamina Gunn: Of all the no-class, backwater piles of sand in the ocean, you had to wash up on mine.
    Captain Abraham Smollett: Benjamina, I just want you to know that I'm sorry.
    Benjamina Gunn: Sorry? No, 'sorry' doesn't cut it. You left me standing at the altar!
    Captain Abraham Smollett: I was on a ship headed for Zanzibar. I got cold feet.
    Benjamina Gunn: You're a frog. You're supposed to have cold feet! My mother came all the way from France. I was wearing her white lace dress. The cake was filled with lemon custard!
    Captain Abraham Smollett: Mina? Fate has brought us together again. Well, actually, buried treasure and pirates brought us together-
    Benjamina Gunn: Don't you start with me about pirates! After you jilted me, I took up with this Bernie Flint. The man was totally co-dependent!
    Captain Abraham Smollett: You and Captain Flint...?
    Benjamina Gunn: Well, he was a pirate, I was a lady. You know the story. Smolley? He marooned me. Me!
    Captain Abraham Smollett: Oh, this is all my fault! What have I done to you?