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The Best 'Nacho Libre' Quotes

Updated February 26, 2020 59 votes 24 voters 62.7k views25 items

Nacho Libre quotes are certainly quotable for movie fans. These are some of the best quotes from the Jack Black comedy Nacho Libre as determined by you and your votes. The Nacho Libre story is loosely based on the life of Rev. Sergio Gutiérrez Benítez, a Mexican Catholic priest who masqueraded as a lucha libre wrestler named Fray Tormenta in order to keep an orphanage in operation. Released on June 16, 2006, the tagline for Nacho Libre was "He's not lean. He's not mean. He's nacho average hero."

What are the best Nacho Libre quotes? Do you like Nacho's line, "Beneath the clothes, we find a man... and beneath the man, we find his... nucleus"? Or do you like some of the lesser known lines from the film? Let it be known. Vote for your top Nacho Libre quotes and watch them rise to the top of the list.

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  • Nacho: I thought you hated all the orphans in the whole world
    Esqueleto: Not anymore...I like them!


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  • How Come You Think?
    Video: YouTube
    Nacho: It sucks to be me right now!
    Esqueleto: How come?
    Nacho: How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him! But it turns out, he's a real douche.
  • Everyday!
    Video: YouTube
    Sister Encarnación: Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favorite animal is poopies. I like serving the lord. Hiking, playing volleyball...
    Nacho: You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favorite thing to do, every day!
  • You Are Fat
    Video: YouTube
    Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win.
    Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!